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Old 08-17-2002, 09:35 PM   #1
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Never Masturbate on a Police Car!

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A 25-YEAR-OLD Brisbane man has been charged with indecent behaviour after masturbating over a police car early this morning.

Police said the incident occurred where Albert Street intersects with the Queen Street Mall in the CBD at 12.50am (AEST).

The man was caught on security cameras and apprehended before he could complete his mission.

"We think he was doing it for about 10 minutes before he was caught," a police spokeswoman said.

It is believed alcohol played a major role in the man's behaviour.

Police said he been given a notice to appear before the Brisbane Magistrates Court.
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Old 08-18-2002, 12:13 AM   #2
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yeh!

All I can say is:

BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! :p

ALUCARD MUST BE HAAAAPPPPPYYYYYY! (sorry mate!)


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Old 08-18-2002, 07:06 AM   #3
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Glad you like it so much Beaver.
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Old 08-18-2002, 11:18 AM   #4
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What an idiot. If your gonna do something stupid like that, you should piss on all the door handles, not whack off for ten minutes.
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Old 08-18-2002, 11:20 AM   #5
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And the funny thing is that he didn't even finish before he was caught.
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Old 08-18-2002, 05:28 PM   #6
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Heh

Leave this kind of activities at home, not out in the public.
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Old 08-18-2002, 08:57 PM   #7
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Heh

Leave this kind of activities at home, not out in the public.
Aww, come on, man! That's no fun!
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Old 08-19-2002, 12:56 PM   #8
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Did George Michael get caught masturbating in the public bathroom too?
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Old 08-21-2002, 03:00 AM   #9
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Heh, this guy's an idiot. Not sure who George Michael is. Who is he?
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Old 08-21-2002, 03:51 AM   #10
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yeh?

You truly don't know who George Michael is? Wow.

He is an old singer-dude.

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Old 08-21-2002, 03:54 AM   #11
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Well, I heard his name before. But I never knew all that much about him.
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