Just a few reasons why it's great to be a guy?

[Pikachu]

Joke # 2: Just a few reasons why it's great to be a guy . . .

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

- You can leave the motel bed unmade.

- You can kill your own food.

- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

- If you are 34 and single nobody notices.

- Everything on your face stays its original color.

- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

- You don't mooch off other's desserts.

- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with, "So, notice anything different?"

- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.

- Your belly usually hides your big hips.

- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

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How do you like it? How many points are yours?

[Rubeus]

What about top reasons to be a chick?

[hootie17]

i truely don't believe that u could think of all of those by urself.