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Old 04-09-2012, 03:58 AM   #136
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:25 AM   #137
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Maybe you only get reincarnated for being a cock lolol.
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:05 AM   #138
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Fuck all of you, my cats coming to heaven with me. And I'll be having words with jesus if he says no pet zone.

Theres also too much proof to say people dont have outer body experiences. Also ghosts rock.
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:25 AM   #139
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Surely you'll have more than one cat in your life that you're attached to. Will they all be there? Will they fight? Also, what about smokers? Does Heaven have a smoking section? It wouldn't be Heaven if smokers weren't allowed to smoke whenever they wanted, nor would it be if non-smokers had to smell it. They had better have cheeseburgers in Heaven. I don't care if we leave our bodies behind or not, enjoying a delicious cheeseburger would be what I constantly want to do up there!
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:34 AM   #140
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Ghosts are awesome, they don't make cool shows anymore like they used to, I fucking hate GHost hunters with a passion and the other shows that copy it.

We had a show up here called Creepy Canada which were are true stories around Canada about supernatural happenings. Awesome show. My city, Kingston Ontario, has a haunted Park! apparently the people who live around the park have seen very weird things and other things enter their homes! There are actual police reports about it. it used to be a graveyard in the 1700s, but too many years gone by and nobody kept it maintained so nobody could tell where the graves were anymore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creepy_Canada
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:54 AM   #141
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Surely you'll have more than one cat in your life that you're attached to. Will they all be there? Will they fight? Also, what about smokers? Does Heaven have a smoking section? It wouldn't be Heaven if smokers weren't allowed to smoke whenever they wanted, nor would it be if non-smokers had to smell it. They had better have cheeseburgers in Heaven. I don't care if we leave our bodies behind or not, enjoying a delicious cheeseburger would be what I constantly want to do up there!
I dont think I'll have another cat after this one dies. Too much stress and money. Spent THOUSANDS on the bastard. Thats why he's got a gold pass to heaven with me. And no reason why you cant have more then 1 pet. I mean its not like god says thou shalt chooseth 1 member of your family to be with. What happens if they choose someone else? That would be like....imploding heaven. Or something. And theres no smokers in heaven. Those people suck. Sorry smokers!
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Old 04-09-2012, 07:30 AM   #142
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I don't think there will be any fighting Joe, when the lion and lamb will be eating grass together and the serpent will be feeding of dust. And to think that anyone will be addicted to smoke in heaven, shows obvious troll is obvious Joe.
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:16 AM   #143
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If someone opens the paint accessory tool and chooses the circle draw tool with wide diameter and does thatthing where theyb draw randomly over the canvas with one colour than another and keeps doing that, then the whole page is covered

If that's continued until 6-7-8 layers have been made, it doesn't mean the layers underneath cease to exist, although if you close the window without saving...perhaps

But if the universe exists, for it to exist infinity can't be shut of. Even if there was an initiator to shut it down that would make a second order existence contiguous with any other. So the soul, if there is one is always existing in the materium, perhaps in a fith dimensional layer.
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:21 AM   #144
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I don't think there will be any fighting Joe, when the lion and lamb will be eating grass together and the serpent will be feeding of dust. And to think that anyone will be addicted to smoke in heaven, shows obvious troll is obvious Joe.
If there is nicotine in heavens smoke- and no man made chemicals in it, and we have no nevous system in heaven (nicotine binds to the receptor site between the motor neurons running up and down the body degrading them) then that is obvious possibility and people when they look at each other will always be in rapture, high on nicotine without pressure to recourse to cultural innuendo for the same stimulus that manifests destiny through process of chemical linguistic/semiotic rorschach institution.

Its why people are under pressure to specialise all their life, because with distiction comes reward and honor and protection from evil pretenders, thus escaping the law of the plebicite subject to resource vacuums.
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:39 PM   #145
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God I hope so

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Old 04-09-2012, 01:41 PM   #146
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I always wondered what believers think will happen when they get into heaven and meet their grandparents. Will grandma still look like grandma or will she look the way she wants to, say in her prime at around 20 or so. She'll probably be to busy fucking 20 year old granpa to want to spend time with her grandkids, hell she might even want to hang out with her grandparents too. Its sounds like it'll be a clusterfuck up there.

What about a couple where one dies and the other lives on and eventually remarries. That'll be pretty awkward when you're back up in heaven all together, are you just going to have to pick one or can you keep both partners?
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:05 PM   #147
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And broadband connection.
In heaven, you are the internet.
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:01 PM   #148
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What about a couple where one dies and the other lives on and eventually remarries. That'll be pretty awkward when you're back up in heaven all together, are you just going to have to pick one or can you keep both partners?
Threesomes are all good in heaven.
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:35 PM   #149
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I don't think there will be any fighting Joe, when the lion and lamb will be eating grass together and the serpent will be feeding of dust. And to think that anyone will be addicted to smoke in heaven, shows obvious troll is obvious Joe.
Methinks thou art taking my posts a bit too seriously.
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:51 PM   #150
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