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NOW IN CINEMAPHONIC QUADROVISION!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmas would poke me saying "you're next, you're next". They stopped saying that when I did it to them at Funerals.
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But that cock is you!
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THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,671
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Maybe you only get reincarnated for being a cock lolol.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Australia
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Fuck all of you, my cats coming to heaven with me. And I'll be having words with jesus if he says no pet zone.
Theres also too much proof to say people dont have outer body experiences. Also ghosts rock. |
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Olé!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Denver, Colorado
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Surely you'll have more than one cat in your life that you're attached to. Will they all be there? Will they fight? Also, what about smokers? Does Heaven have a smoking section? It wouldn't be Heaven if smokers weren't allowed to smoke whenever they wanted, nor would it be if non-smokers had to smell it. They had better have cheeseburgers in Heaven. I don't care if we leave our bodies behind or not, enjoying a delicious cheeseburger would be what I constantly want to do up there!
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NOW IN CINEMAPHONIC QUADROVISION!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmas would poke me saying "you're next, you're next". They stopped saying that when I did it to them at Funerals.
Posts: 20,417
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Ghosts are awesome, they don't make cool shows anymore like they used to, I fucking hate GHost hunters with a passion and the other shows that copy it.
We had a show up here called Creepy Canada which were are true stories around Canada about supernatural happenings. Awesome show. My city, Kingston Ontario, has a haunted Park! apparently the people who live around the park have seen very weird things and other things enter their homes! There are actual police reports about it. it used to be a graveyard in the 1700s, but too many years gone by and nobody kept it maintained so nobody could tell where the graves were anymore. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creepy_Canada
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Australia
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Norway
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I don't think there will be any fighting Joe, when the lion and lamb will be eating grass together and the serpent will be feeding of dust. And to think that anyone will be addicted to smoke in heaven, shows obvious troll is obvious Joe.
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IRAQ- Please assimilate forget past
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: london
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If someone opens the paint accessory tool and chooses the circle draw tool with wide diameter and does thatthing where theyb draw randomly over the canvas with one colour than another and keeps doing that, then the whole page is covered
If that's continued until 6-7-8 layers have been made, it doesn't mean the layers underneath cease to exist, although if you close the window without saving...perhaps But if the universe exists, for it to exist infinity can't be shut of. Even if there was an initiator to shut it down that would make a second order existence contiguous with any other. So the soul, if there is one is always existing in the materium, perhaps in a fith dimensional layer.
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Crowfoot (American Blackfoot Indian Orator) on his deathbed:"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset." |
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IRAQ- Please assimilate forget past
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: london
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Its why people are under pressure to specialise all their life, because with distiction comes reward and honor and protection from evil pretenders, thus escaping the law of the plebicite subject to resource vacuums.
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Crowfoot (American Blackfoot Indian Orator) on his deathbed:"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset." |
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Hate it or Love it ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ✧
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Medan, Sumatera Utara, Republic Indonesia, South-East Asia
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God I hope so
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I feel so good.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: FL
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I always wondered what believers think will happen when they get into heaven and meet their grandparents. Will grandma still look like grandma or will she look the way she wants to, say in her prime at around 20 or so. She'll probably be to busy fucking 20 year old granpa to want to spend time with her grandkids, hell she might even want to hang out with her grandparents too. Its sounds like it'll be a clusterfuck up there.
What about a couple where one dies and the other lives on and eventually remarries. That'll be pretty awkward when you're back up in heaven all together, are you just going to have to pick one or can you keep both partners? |
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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The Risen Graphic Whore E-Penis!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: The Mysterious Far East
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Threesomes are all good in heaven.
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Olé!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Denver, Colorado
Posts: 19,026
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Methinks thou art taking my posts a bit too seriously.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Norway
Posts: 4,405
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Yes i dos. :-/
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