Conspiracy- Banned from assembler for talking about Gunpei Yakoi's Murder

Godofhardcore · 05-02-2010, 01:49 PM

Actually I had obtained Tatsunoko VS Capcom and have been enjoying it never blatantly said I DOWNLOADED THE WAREZ.

But none the less I made a comment "Nintendo are murderers they killed Gunpei Yakoi"

soon after the comment was made BAN HAMMER I suspect they are in bed with the Nintendo Yakuza. I've talked about Downloading Blazblue before with no incident.

anyways this isn't about how I obtained a game this is about my theory and apprently the theory of other that Gunpei Yakoi creator of the D-pad and gameboy was killed ordered murdered by Hiroshi Yamauchi. It's been stated that Yakoi was at the time of his death in a car with an associate from Nintendo and that his vehicle was hit by 2 cars.

from Wikipedia

On October 4, 1997, Yokoi was killed in a car accident. After a minor fender-bender, Yokoi and Nintendo associate Etsuo Kiso pulled over on a freeway and exited their car to examine the damage, when two cars struck their vehicle, fatally crushing Yokoi

sounds fishy doesn't it?

What's Nintendo's Motive for having him killed?

1. Gunpei created the Game Boy,Metriod and the D-pad but also the Virtual Boy
it was such a flop they basically just gave Gunpei busy work as punishment. When
he left he was killed as revenge for costing the company millions due to the Virtual Boy Fuck up.

2. He knew something that no longer being with Nintendo was dangerous to Nintendo's existance. The Wonderswan which gunpei had a hand in could have outsold the Gameboy Color in Japan becuase of the knowledge he had and being with Nintendo for 20 plus years they couldn't just let him give his ideas else where so they had him killed to keep Nintendo's secrets safe.

Obviously Japanese police never investigated the crime becuase Nintendo had the police in their pockets and probably have some Yakuza influence as well.

My theory appears to be common.

Kiuju2k · 05-02-2010, 02:15 PM

Write a book.

loempiavreter · 05-02-2010, 02:23 PM

Nintendo Yakuza?
Maybe it was Hajime Satomi of CEO of Sammy (and therefor SEGA), he's a well known Yakuza head.

Drunken Savior · 05-02-2010, 02:23 PM

Write a one man play.

Joe Redifer · 05-02-2010, 02:23 PM

DUDE do NOT talk about Gunpei's murder err I mean accident here! Do you want the site to get shut down? We got threatening e-mail from Nintendo back when Icarus 89498 talked about Gunpei's accident.

And yes, Gunpei ~~was murdered by Nintendo for causing them much embarrassment~~ had a car accident.

Drunken Savior · 05-02-2010, 02:26 PM

Do you think Mohamed was behind this?

Joe Redifer · 05-02-2010, 02:27 PM

No, he wasn't killed by Muslims. He was killed by Shintoists.

Godofhardcore · 05-02-2010, 02:35 PM

Nintendo has funded Taliban activities for years. the Soviets were a huge threat to Nintendo's Toy Business so Nintendo helped to fund Afgahan Resistance.

Nintendo's Extortion schemes are well documented as well remember the "be a thrid party only for us NOBODY ELSE" rule they had in the NES days?

For such an evil company....they sure do make endearing games....BUT THEY ARE EVIL!

Zachalmighty · 05-02-2010, 04:06 PM

Final Solace, is that you?

Godofhardcore · 05-02-2010, 04:38 PM

No

SuperAngelo64 · 05-02-2010, 05:13 PM

Look, you guys can diss Islam, but now you've gone and pissed me off.

I declare NintenJihad on the-magicbox.

You've been warned.

Godofhardcore · 05-02-2010, 06:55 PM

The Coup de grace

http://brotherwormgear.blogspot.com/...nd-yakuza.html

The rest of the internet thinks I'm insane now...

Alucard · 05-02-2010, 09:34 PM

I think you're just bored. You should go play more games.

eastx · 05-02-2010, 10:12 PM

I really think he was murdered too. But Godofhardcore's posts are largely unintelligible.

Kiuju2k · 05-03-2010, 01:48 AM

Not FinalSolace?

05-02-2010, 01:49 PM	#1
Godofhardcore Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 175	Conspiracy- Banned from assembler for talking about Gunpei Yakoi's Murder Actually I had obtained Tatsunoko VS Capcom and have been enjoying it never blatantly said I DOWNLOADED THE WAREZ. But none the less I made a comment "Nintendo are murderers they killed Gunpei Yakoi" soon after the comment was made BAN HAMMER I suspect they are in bed with the Nintendo Yakuza. I've talked about Downloading Blazblue before with no incident. anyways this isn't about how I obtained a game this is about my theory and apprently the theory of other that Gunpei Yakoi creator of the D-pad and gameboy was killed ordered murdered by Hiroshi Yamauchi. It's been stated that Yakoi was at the time of his death in a car with an associate from Nintendo and that his vehicle was hit by 2 cars. from Wikipedia On October 4, 1997, Yokoi was killed in a car accident. After a minor fender-bender, Yokoi and Nintendo associate Etsuo Kiso pulled over on a freeway and exited their car to examine the damage, when two cars struck their vehicle, fatally crushing Yokoi sounds fishy doesn't it? What's Nintendo's Motive for having him killed? 1. Gunpei created the Game Boy,Metriod and the D-pad but also the Virtual Boy it was such a flop they basically just gave Gunpei busy work as punishment. When he left he was killed as revenge for costing the company millions due to the Virtual Boy Fuck up. 2. He knew something that no longer being with Nintendo was dangerous to Nintendo's existance. The Wonderswan which gunpei had a hand in could have outsold the Gameboy Color in Japan becuase of the knowledge he had and being with Nintendo for 20 plus years they couldn't just let him give his ideas else where so they had him killed to keep Nintendo's secrets safe. Obviously Japanese police never investigated the crime becuase Nintendo had the police in their pockets and probably have some Yakuza influence as well. My theory appears to be common.

05-02-2010, 02:15 PM	#2
Kiuju2k Oh no! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Riverside, california Posts: 4,910	Write a book. __________________ "When life gives you shit. Make shit juice." Zechin

05-02-2010, 02:23 PM	#4
Drunken Savior Mahjikbahks is dying. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,421	Write a one man play. __________________ Steam ID: drunkensavior Windows Live: Jefferson1776 Games I'm hyped for Transistor, DayZ (Standalone), The Last of Us

05-02-2010, 02:26 PM	#6
Drunken Savior Mahjikbahks is dying. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,421	Do you think Mohamed was behind this? __________________ Steam ID: drunkensavior Windows Live: Jefferson1776 Games I'm hyped for Transistor, DayZ (Standalone), The Last of Us

05-02-2010, 04:06 PM	#9
Zachalmighty Future Demon King Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA, NJ Posts: 3,720	Final Solace, is that you? __________________ An unavoidable war is called JUSTICE. When brutality is the only option left, it is HOLY.

05-02-2010, 02:23 PM	#5
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 19,020	DUDE do NOT talk about Gunpei's murder err I mean accident here! Do you want the site to get shut down? We got threatening e-mail from Nintendo back when Icarus 89498 talked about Gunpei's accident. And yes, Gunpei ~~was murdered by Nintendo for causing them much embarrassment~~ had a car accident.

05-02-2010, 02:27 PM	#7
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 19,020	No, he wasn't killed by Muslims. He was killed by Shintoists.

05-02-2010, 02:35 PM	#8
Godofhardcore Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 175	Nintendo has funded Taliban activities for years. the Soviets were a huge threat to Nintendo's Toy Business so Nintendo helped to fund Afgahan Resistance. Nintendo's Extortion schemes are well documented as well remember the "be a thrid party only for us NOBODY ELSE" rule they had in the NES days? For such an evil company....they sure do make endearing games....BUT THEY ARE EVIL!

05-02-2010, 04:38 PM	#10
Godofhardcore Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 175	No

05-02-2010, 05:13 PM	#11
SuperAngelo64 The Struggle Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Central Coast, CA Posts: 4,226	Look, you guys can diss Islam, but now you've gone and pissed me off. I declare NintenJihad on the-magicbox. You've been warned. __________________ You have to believe, right?

05-02-2010, 06:55 PM	#12
Godofhardcore Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 175	The Coup de grace http://brotherwormgear.blogspot.com/...nd-yakuza.html The rest of the internet thinks I'm insane now...

05-02-2010, 09:34 PM	#13
Alucard Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 32,641	I think you're just bored. You should go play more games.

05-02-2010, 10:12 PM	#14
eastx The Fighting Bomber Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lake Jackson, TX USA Posts: 4,570	I really think he was murdered too. But Godofhardcore's posts are largely unintelligible.

05-03-2010, 01:48 AM	#15
Kiuju2k Oh no! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Riverside, california Posts: 4,910	Not FinalSolace? __________________ "When life gives you shit. Make shit juice." Zechin

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