Where the White-man went wrong

SuperAngelo64 · 05-15-2007, 02:26 PM

Thought this story was funny.

Quote:

An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the White man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the White man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When White man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women earned keep, medicine man free. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled... "Only White man stupid enough to think he could improve a system like that."

lawl

Nano Fox · 05-15-2007, 02:41 PM

LMaO!, wish there was a country like that still lmao!

progmetal · 05-15-2007, 02:56 PM

Zachalmighty · 05-15-2007, 03:16 PM

I wish I had a time machine.

He forgets the English settlers had VD.

Sinful Sam · 05-16-2007, 04:28 AM

haha. That's awesome.

Reko8 · 05-16-2007, 08:07 PM

so true...

Reality · 05-16-2007, 08:13 PM

Bring back the good old days when you can have 3 wives and they all do house work.

Kiuju2k · 05-16-2007, 08:17 PM

h;ahahahahahahawhahaha x100

sharky~ · 05-17-2007, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reality

Bring back the good old days when you can have 3 wives and they all do house work.

Respect points to you.

Beam · 05-17-2007, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reality

Bring back the good old days when you can have 3 wives and they all do house work.

truest thing ever said^

Drunken Savior · 05-17-2007, 02:43 PM

Yup, women are destroying our American traditions.

SuperAngelo64 · 05-17-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunken Savior

Yup, women are destroying our American traditions.

Quote for truth!

Women destroying values IS an American tradition.

fruitsofherwomb · 05-17-2007, 08:11 PM

Giving Women Rights is when everything when to shits.

Thats why the middle east hates us.... and we hate ourselfs

05-15-2007, 02:41 PM	#2
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Reko8 meow Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: MA, Usa Posts: 3,079	so true... __________________ Actively Playing: Ninja Gaiden 2, Monday Night Combat Last Completed: Resident Evil 5

05-16-2007, 08:13 PM	#7
Reality Sin and Punishment Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 14,153	Bring back the good old days when you can have 3 wives and they all do house work. __________________ Outpostnine is that 1%.

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05-17-2007, 02:43 PM	#11
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05-17-2007, 08:11 PM	#13
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