Sega developer kidnapped.

sharky~ · 03-26-2007, 08:18 PM

Well, Sega apparently have a big game announcment comming up.
Sega market there games with some strange ways in the past but I think this one
is probably topping it for weirdness.

A developer has been taken and is being tortured untill he spills the beans on
the new game.. his torture involves leg waxing, his .. rabbit ear being cut off (or what ever that is) and 'your beautiful' by james blunt.

http://www.seganerds.com/2007/03/26/...-is-kidnapped/

Zachalmighty · 03-26-2007, 08:36 PM

Leg waxing and Your beautiful is horrible. I hope that game is worth that torture.

Northeastmonk · 03-27-2007, 02:39 AM

I thought for a second this was serious. You make me preorder Assassin's Creed now.

fruitsofherwomb · 03-27-2007, 02:54 AM

are they going to co-publish Matrix Online 2?

I sure hope so ;)

Joe Redifer · 03-27-2007, 02:56 AM

Who cares about a European developer? Answer: Nobody. They make boring games over there. Everyone hates Europe. I hope he dies. They should have kidnapped someone from Japan instead. Someone we'd notice missing. Like, like... hell Japan doesn't make good games anymore, either.

Paper exe · 03-27-2007, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

Who cares about a European developer? Answer: Nobody. They make boring games over there. Everyone hates Europe. I hope he dies. They should have kidnapped someone from Japan instead. Someone we'd notice missing. Like, like... hell Japan doesn't make good games anymore, either.

I believe Rare is more talented than almost all US developers. They are in bar with Japan.
Plus in your logic every game these days aren't good, at lest for the most part.

fruitsofherwomb · 03-27-2007, 07:09 AM

don't listen to Joe, he doesn't know what he says.

Reality · 03-27-2007, 09:51 AM

If Rare is better then most US developers..and yet Rare is on bar with Japan, that means those others GOOD US developers are better then Japan. SWEET!

darren · 03-27-2007, 09:56 AM

whats the ransom from the kid nappers ...?

finally a Sonic game worthy of the name?.... lol

Joe Redifer · 03-27-2007, 11:00 AM

I know what I say when I mention that nobody cares about games that were made in the UK, JPN or the US. Ummm... waitaminute....

Joker · 03-27-2007, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

I know what I say when I mention that nobody cares about games that were made in the UK, JPN or the US. Ummm... waitaminute....

That leaves.... Canada

Paper exe · 03-27-2007, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reality

If Rare is better then most US developers..and yet Rare is on bar with Japan, that means those others GOOD US developers are better then Japan. SWEET!

That doesn't make sense, because if you take it literally it would mean that there are some US companies that are on bar with Japanese once. I don't know from where did you got the "better" part. Even if you toke it spiritually, can you or any human being imagine that a US company could ever be better then Nintendo!? Obviously not, it cannot even be imagined! Your assumption is simply illogical by all scales!

fruitsofherwomb · 03-27-2007, 03:09 PM

Any company is better then Nintendo.

Zachalmighty · 03-27-2007, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fruitsofherwomb

Any company is better then Nintendo.

I beg to differ. Sony isnt better then nintendo. Maybe every other company is but not sony.

Because I said so.

sharky~ · 03-27-2007, 09:03 PM

Joe stfu, Alot of the games you probably like.. where made in europe and you wouldnt even know it.

Anyway, Heres a theory.. Fur Fighters 2, If it turns out to be true, you heard it here first:
http://www.seganerds.com/2007/03/27/...led/#more-1215

03-26-2007, 08:18 PM	#1
sharky~ Out Run Master! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: UK Posts: 4,157	Sega developer kidnapped. Well, Sega apparently have a big game announcment comming up. Sega market there games with some strange ways in the past but I think this one is probably topping it for weirdness. A developer has been taken and is being tortured untill he spills the beans on the new game.. his torture involves leg waxing, his .. rabbit ear being cut off (or what ever that is) and 'your beautiful' by james blunt. http://www.seganerds.com/2007/03/26/...-is-kidnapped/ __________________ Segabits

03-26-2007, 08:36 PM	#2
Zachalmighty Future Demon King Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA, NJ Posts: 3,720	Leg waxing and Your beautiful is horrible. I hope that game is worth that torture. __________________ An unavoidable war is called JUSTICE. When brutality is the only option left, it is HOLY.

03-27-2007, 02:54 AM	#4
fruitsofherwomb False Orders Begone Join Date: May 2006 Location: Dezolis Posts: 2,053	are they going to co-publish Matrix Online 2? I sure hope so ;) __________________ ^ disregard that, I suck Cock.

03-27-2007, 07:09 AM	#7
fruitsofherwomb False Orders Begone Join Date: May 2006 Location: Dezolis Posts: 2,053	don't listen to Joe, he doesn't know what he says. __________________ ^ disregard that, I suck Cock.

03-27-2007, 09:51 AM	#8
Reality Sin and Punishment Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 14,153	If Rare is better then most US developers..and yet Rare is on bar with Japan, that means those others GOOD US developers are better then Japan. SWEET! __________________ Outpostnine is that 1%.

03-27-2007, 02:39 AM	#3
Northeastmonk Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,916	I thought for a second this was serious. You make me preorder Assassin's Creed now.

03-27-2007, 02:56 AM	#5
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 19,020	Who cares about a European developer? Answer: Nobody. They make boring games over there. Everyone hates Europe. I hope he dies. They should have kidnapped someone from Japan instead. Someone we'd notice missing. Like, like... hell Japan doesn't make good games anymore, either.

03-27-2007, 09:56 AM	#9
darren ... lol Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ippy O Switch, UK Posts: 11,826	whats the ransom from the kid nappers ...? finally a Sonic game worthy of the name?.... lol __________________ Currently playing : Mass Effect 3 Playing next : Tales of the Abyss Waiting on : Diablo 3 XBL Herr Lip Steam Butters' Bottom Bitch (http://steamcommunity.com/id/buttersbottombitch)

03-27-2007, 11:00 AM	#10
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 19,020	I know what I say when I mention that nobody cares about games that were made in the UK, JPN or the US. Ummm... waitaminute....

03-27-2007, 03:09 PM	#13
fruitsofherwomb False Orders Begone Join Date: May 2006 Location: Dezolis Posts: 2,053	Any company is better then Nintendo. __________________ ^ disregard that, I suck Cock.

03-27-2007, 09:03 PM	#15
sharky~ Out Run Master! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: UK Posts: 4,157	Joe stfu, Alot of the games you probably like.. where made in europe and you wouldnt even know it. Anyway, Heres a theory.. Fur Fighters 2, If it turns out to be true, you heard it here first: http://www.seganerds.com/2007/03/27/...led/#more-1215 __________________ Segabits

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