Turkish retards walk on all fours

Nindalf · 03-07-2006, 11:45 AM

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The time-warp family who walk on all fours
by BEN FARMER, Daily Mail

08:31am 7th March 2006

Throwback: the family have astounded anthropologists
An extraordinary family who walk on all fours are being hailed as the breakthrough discovery which could shed light on the moment Man first stood upright.
Scientists believe that the five brothers and sisters found in Turkey could hold unique insights into human evolution.

The Kurdish siblings, aged between 18 and 34 and from the rural south, 'bear crawl' on their feet and palms.

Study of the five has shown the astonishing behaviour is not a hoax and they are largely unable to walk otherwise.

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Reality · 03-07-2006, 11:49 AM

I love how excited scientist are over this.

BlindMaphisto · 03-07-2006, 11:56 AM

So...the guy with the camera didn't give them any ideas?

Seriously though what stops them from walking upright? I can only guess it would be a back deformity.

Seraph · 03-07-2006, 12:01 PM

Evolution of humans?

Nindalf · 03-07-2006, 12:14 PM

I know I won't be going to Turkey anytime soon. Those things look like they're going to eat you.

RETARD STAMPEDE

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

burpingcat · 03-07-2006, 12:19 PM

*Chariots of Fire tune goes here *

FinalSolace2 · 03-07-2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by burpingcat

*Chariots of Fire tune goes here *

haha

rolling down the highway derrrnerrnerderrderrderr.

i take it they speak turkish and put on their own clothes too

Robo Halloween · 03-07-2006, 02:18 PM

"?Detras de ti, imbecil!"
"?Agarrenlo!"
"?Rapido! ?Rapido! ?Usa los muskulos!"

Robo Halloween · 03-07-2006, 02:20 PM

"STARS!!"

Seraph · 03-07-2006, 02:23 PM

Wouldnt that be terrible for your back?

camac · 03-07-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Robo Halloween

"?Detras de ti, imbecil!"
"?Agarrenlo!"
"?Rapido! ?Rapido! ?Usa los muskulos!"

Hahaha classic.

B.B. Gambini · 03-07-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Robo Halloween

"?Detras de ti, imbecil!"
"?Agarrenlo!"
"?Rapido! ?Rapido! ?Usa los muskulos!"

ROFL, knowing spanish in resident evil 4 really helped

Paper exe · 03-07-2006, 04:16 PM

Hoax.

[M]egaman Ver.6 · 03-07-2006, 04:47 PM

That would make sex alot easier.

Alucard · 03-07-2006, 05:06 PM

Useless stupid turks. If ever there was a cause for genocide, I'd vote this useless disgusting race in a heart beat.

03-07-2006, 11:49 AM	#2
Reality Sin and Punishment Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 14,153	I love how excited scientist are over this. __________________ Outpostnine is that 1%.

03-07-2006, 11:56 AM	#3
BlindMaphisto DANGER-HUMAN Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: North Kakalaka Posts: 3,745	So...the guy with the camera didn't give them any ideas? Seriously though what stops them from walking upright? I can only guess it would be a back deformity. __________________ "I had a perfect nightmare on a starry torrid sea, I am cast in prison by a crippled demon's plea, The demon has three faces all are laughing down at me, The Banker with his filthy lucre sets the game astride, The General with raging might lets forth a battle cry, The Judge locks now the metal tomb where I am meant to die, But vengeance is a brutal beast not held by any cell, My wit is steeled my blade is wet so sound the reapers bell, Banker, Judge and General you all shall burn in hell."

03-07-2006, 04:47 PM	#14
[M]egaman Ver.6 Sign 'O' The Times Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Zamunda Posts: 1,013	That would make sex alot easier. __________________ And I ain't gonna tell nobody nobody 'bout my little pretty toy All the other kids would love 2 love U but U're my little private joy My private joy U're my private joy

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03-07-2006, 12:01 PM	#4
Seraph >:3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Troy, MI Posts: 11,001	Evolution of humans?

03-07-2006, 12:14 PM	#5
Nindalf Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 11,905	I know I won't be going to Turkey anytime soon. Those things look like they're going to eat you. RETARD STAMPEDE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

03-07-2006, 12:19 PM	#6
burpingcat Really Enjoys The Magic Box Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,156	*Chariots of Fire tune goes here *

03-07-2006, 02:18 PM	#8
Robo Halloween Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Guaynabo, Puerto Rico Posts: 1,736	"?Detras de ti, imbecil!" "?Agarrenlo!" "?Rapido! ?Rapido! ?Usa los muskulos!"

03-07-2006, 02:20 PM	#9
Robo Halloween Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Guaynabo, Puerto Rico Posts: 1,736	"STARS!!"

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Seraph >:3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Troy, MI Posts: 11,001	Wouldnt that be terrible for your back?

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Paper exe Pwnd Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,475	Hoax.

03-07-2006, 05:06 PM	#15
Alucard Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 32,641	Useless stupid turks. If ever there was a cause for genocide, I'd vote this useless disgusting race in a heart beat.