Lapis... the orgasmic Bunny!?!

Stevz · 12-05-2005, 07:28 PM

I would have prefferd "Touching is good, Orgasms are better!" as a thread title. Heck, I had others that you might... Aww, just read the article and you'll understand!

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Originally Posted by Canada.com

He may look like an innocent cartoon bunny, but the star of a new award-winning video game by a Montreal-based designer has sultry intentions in mind.

Lapis, the blue-hued main character of a prototype video game by Heather Kelley, a designer with Ubisoft, wants to help women take a "magical pet adventure'' to their "happy place.''

The prototype teaches how to reach orgasm by simulating the affect of pleasurable sensation on the cartoon. Players tickle, touch, tap, and stroke Lapis using the touch screen of the Nintendo DS, a hand-held video game device. They can also talk, sing and blow on the bunny's fur using the device's built-in microphone.

The more they stimulate the bunny, the happier he becomes until eventually he begins flying through the air. But Lapis is also an unpredictable creature who needs a variety of sensations. Sometimes, no amount of stimulation is going to work.

Linkage

I strongly suggest you click the link.

Reality · 12-05-2005, 07:40 PM

I know the French don't make to many video games, but between this and "The Singles" are game designers there lonely or something?

Drunken Savior · 12-05-2005, 07:50 PM

Women don't know **** about sex! The last thing that I wanna think about mid coitus is a cute little rabbit.

FinalSolace2 · 12-05-2005, 08:37 PM

women dont know sex- only the investment.

Dr. Bombay · 12-05-2005, 09:00 PM

So this is basically a vagina tutorial for men?

Sk8_or_DIE · 12-05-2005, 10:50 PM

i'm proud of my heritage!

Seska · 12-06-2005, 05:32 AM

Singles was actually made by germans, but I get the point. :p

SuperAngelo64 · 12-06-2005, 08:16 AM

Wow, let's use our gaming devices to learn how to please women, or we can not.

Let's make a game featuring a cartoon carrot, where women can learn to please a man, and then play with his huevos. You can also use the touch screen to make him a sandwhich, wash dishes, and use the mic to tell him how awesome he is.

Oh wait, that's not "PC" is it?

Reality · 12-06-2005, 08:34 AM

You can DL a demo from the website it seems....who is up for it?

Nephlabobo · 12-06-2005, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaladinAngelo

Wow, let's use our gaming devices to learn how to please women, or we can not.

I already know how. I'll save my cash.

TheHardware · 12-06-2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reality

You can DL a demo form the website it seems....who is up for it?

i pass...but you do and write up a review for us.....just dont make a mess ehh!..lol jk

Drunken Savior · 12-06-2005, 01:57 PM

Using a stylus for pleasing a woman is so demeaning....

Let me guess how this works:

1. First you meet the bunny. But it doesn't like you.
2. You have to then buy it presents, like carrots and it pays attention to you.
3. Then, by the luck of the draw, you might get to rub the bunny.
4. But the bunny doesn't like it.
5. You have to buy more carrots for the bunny, but the next time you want to rub it, it has a headache.
6. A few more carrots later, you get a shot at pleasing the bunny...but it decides you failed miserably and needs more carrots.
7. Go to step 5.

Stevz · 12-06-2005, 03:28 PM

I think I'll take a pop at it! Hopefully, it should deter any chance of me buying this game if it ends up as big as Nintendogs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FinalSolace2

women dont know sex- only the investment.

This is Sig worthy!

highlandFOUR · 12-07-2005, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reality

I know the French don't make to many video games,

eeerrr
Rayman
Beyond G&E
XIII
POP
King kong

Both Atari and Ubisoft are french companies
Most of ubisofts good games are made in france
and those are just two commercial firms
there are a lot of small developpers in france as well

Reality · 12-07-2005, 12:17 PM

A character with no arms and legs, a chick with a camera that sells nothing, dog ugly cell-shadded FPS, a prince who thinks he is a monkey, and one freakishly huge monkey. All sings of their desperate need of attention for the opposite sex.

12-05-2005, 07:40 PM	#2
Reality Sin and Punishment Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 14,155	I know the French don't make to many video games, but between this and "The Singles" are game designers there lonely or something? __________________ Outpostnine is that 1%.

12-05-2005, 07:50 PM	#3
Drunken Savior Mahjikbahks is dying. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,444	Women don't know ** about sex! The last thing that I wanna think about mid coitus is a cute little rabbit. __________________ Steam ID: drunkensavior Windows Live: Jefferson1776 Games I'm hyped for** Transistor, DayZ (Standalone), The Last of Us

12-05-2005, 08:37 PM	#4
FinalSolace2 IRAQ- Please assimilate forget past Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: london Posts: 3,602	women dont know sex- only the investment. __________________ Crowfoot (American Blackfoot Indian Orator) on his deathbed:"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset."

12-05-2005, 09:00 PM	#5
Dr. Bombay ificouldjustbemorehuman Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Nexus Between Jersey and NYC Posts: 9,208	So this is basically a vagina tutorial for men? __________________ ~There's a Door Here, But It Will Not Break~ ~There's a Stone There, But It Won't Remain~ ~Up There's a Heaven Now, But It Will Not Wait~ ~And The Lies There, The Scent Of It, Just Too Much~ ~So Should You~ ~Sow It Once and Make It Grow, The Sweet Clematis~ ~Let It Flower, and Paint it All Of The Colors Old~ Instantly Things Fall and Fade, Return to Silence~ ~Why Oh Why, Why Does It All Feel So Sorrowful?~ ~Dreams Of What Is Real~

12-05-2005, 10:50 PM	#6
Sk8_or_DIE PUMP IT Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 378	i'm proud of my heritage! __________________ Fly Play-thing fly... ur not ready... SEGA

12-06-2005, 05:32 AM	#7
Seska Slurp Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Rain in Spain Posts: 1,756	Singles was actually made by germans, but I get the point. :p __________________ Meow.

12-06-2005, 08:16 AM	#8
SuperAngelo64 The Struggle Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Central Coast, CA Posts: 4,226	Wow, let's use our gaming devices to learn how to please women, or we can not. Let's make a game featuring a cartoon carrot, where women can learn to please a man, and then play with his huevos. You can also use the touch screen to make him a sandwhich, wash dishes, and use the mic to tell him how awesome he is. Oh wait, that's not "PC" is it? __________________ You have to believe, right?

12-06-2005, 08:34 AM	#9
Reality Sin and Punishment Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 14,155	You can DL a demo from the website it seems....who is up for it? __________________ Outpostnine is that 1%. Last edited by Reality; 12-06-2005 at 02:11 PM.

12-06-2005, 01:57 PM	#12
Drunken Savior Mahjikbahks is dying. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,444	Using a stylus for pleasing a woman is so demeaning.... Let me guess how this works: 1. First you meet the bunny. But it doesn't like you. 2. You have to then buy it presents, like carrots and it pays attention to you. 3. Then, by the luck of the draw, you might get to rub the bunny. 4. But the bunny doesn't like it. 5. You have to buy more carrots for the bunny, but the next time you want to rub it, it has a headache. 6. A few more carrots later, you get a shot at pleasing the bunny...but it decides you failed miserably and needs more carrots. 7. Go to step 5. __________________ Steam ID: drunkensavior Windows Live: Jefferson1776 Games I'm hyped for Transistor, DayZ (Standalone), The Last of Us Last edited by Drunken Savior; 12-06-2005 at 02:01 PM.

12-07-2005, 12:17 PM	#15
Reality Sin and Punishment Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 14,155	A character with no arms and legs, a chick with a camera that sells nothing, dog ugly cell-shadded FPS, a prince who thinks he is a monkey, and one freakishly huge monkey. All sings of their desperate need of attention for the opposite sex. __________________ Outpostnine is that 1%.

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