Uwe Boll to direct HALO?

Seska · 09-18-2005, 05:25 AM

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/

That link leads to IMDB's Uwe Boll filmography, where Halo proudly appears.

Oh yes, we want a quality production, it has to be done well or not at all... MS should have thought about those words before signing up THE BOLL to do their precious Halo movie.

Drunken Savior · 09-18-2005, 05:29 AM

Wow.....MS paid one million to have a script made and $37.50 to hire a director. What. The. ****?

Alucard · 09-18-2005, 05:34 AM

The Halo fans will EMBRACE Boll as the greatest video game director of this generation and label the new movie as CLASSIC!!

Nindalf · 09-18-2005, 05:34 AM

Can't anyone update IMDB? Could be, and most likely is, fake.

burpingcat · 09-18-2005, 05:45 AM

Uwe Boll is the genius of video game movies. Without him, people might actually start believing that movies based on games are great idea.

Escaflowne2001 · 09-18-2005, 06:16 AM

Normally I'd right it off as fake but...

Mistatee · 09-18-2005, 07:00 AM

One man is making 5 movies based on videogames... One of them has to be good. Maybe Far Cry...
I just know it wont be damn bloodrayne!

Escaflowne2001 · 09-18-2005, 10:43 AM

The rest are all true, I hope Fear Effect will be fairly good so SCI Games can make a new Fear Effect game aswell.

Alucard · 09-18-2005, 11:17 AM

Expecting ANY movie from Boll to be good is just plain stupid. He's had a half dozen strikes to his name of crap. The problem is he thinks he's AWESOME and its always the writers fault.

Dr. Bombay · 09-18-2005, 12:30 PM

No...the guy who directed 28 days later and Millions is doing Halo.

Uwe Boll is doing Dougeon Seige.

Alucard · 09-18-2005, 12:42 PM

The WRITER of 28 days is doing Halo. Uwe Bol is still DIRECTING it.

ryanwho · 09-18-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alucard

The WRITER of 28 days is doing Halo. Uwe Bol is still DIRECTING it.

Wow haha what a tag team. Im convinced this movie will be worse than The Sound of Thunder, I gotta see it. Gigli, Showgirls, they aint got **** on "da Boll".

Joe Redifer · 09-18-2005, 06:03 PM

Having Uwe Boll direct Halo is the only way to ensure that the movie sucks as much as the games.

Thunder Force 6 · 09-18-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thread title

Uwe Bol is directing the Halo movie.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Dr. Bombay · 09-18-2005, 08:01 PM

With the stink that bungiee and Microsoft made over the movie, you'd think they have more foresight then this.

Maybe he'll blame microsoft if the movie sucks, just like he blamed Sega for House of the dead sucking.

But I can't help but think this isn't true. IMDB is REALLY REALLY bad when it comes to listing who's connected with a project before it begins. Remember what they did with Naruto?

Let's wait until production starts.

09-18-2005, 05:25 AM	#1
Seska Slurp Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Rain in Spain Posts: 1,756	Uwe Boll to direct HALO? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/ That link leads to IMDB's Uwe Boll filmography, where Halo proudly appears. Oh yes, we want a quality production, it has to be done well or not at all... MS should have thought about those words before signing up THE BOLL to do their precious Halo movie. __________________ Meow.

09-18-2005, 05:29 AM	#2
Drunken Savior Mahjikbahks is dying. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,422	Wow.....MS paid one million to have a script made and $37.50 to hire a director. What. The. **? __________________ Steam ID: drunkensavior Windows Live: Jefferson1776 Games I'm hyped for** Transistor, DayZ (Standalone), The Last of Us

09-18-2005, 07:00 AM	#7
Mistatee Linguistic Massacre Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rain Central, WA Posts: 4,838	One man is making 5 movies based on videogames... One of them has to be good. Maybe Far Cry... I just know it wont be damn bloodrayne! __________________ C'mon get back on your feet!

09-18-2005, 12:30 PM	#10
Dr. Bombay ificouldjustbemorehuman Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Nexus Between Jersey and NYC Posts: 9,208	No...the guy who directed 28 days later and Millions is doing Halo. Uwe Boll is doing Dougeon Seige. __________________ ~There's a Door Here, But It Will Not Break~ ~There's a Stone There, But It Won't Remain~ ~Up There's a Heaven Now, But It Will Not Wait~ ~And The Lies There, The Scent Of It, Just Too Much~ ~So Should You~ ~Sow It Once and Make It Grow, The Sweet Clematis~ ~Let It Flower, and Paint it All Of The Colors Old~ Instantly Things Fall and Fade, Return to Silence~ ~Why Oh Why, Why Does It All Feel So Sorrowful?~ ~Dreams Of What Is Real~

09-18-2005, 08:01 PM	#15
Dr. Bombay ificouldjustbemorehuman Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Nexus Between Jersey and NYC Posts: 9,208	With the stink that bungiee and Microsoft made over the movie, you'd think they have more foresight then this. Maybe he'll blame microsoft if the movie sucks, just like he blamed Sega for House of the dead sucking. But I can't help but think this isn't true. IMDB is REALLY REALLY bad when it comes to listing who's connected with a project before it begins. Remember what they did with Naruto? Let's wait until production starts. __________________ ~There's a Door Here, But It Will Not Break~ ~There's a Stone There, But It Won't Remain~ ~Up There's a Heaven Now, But It Will Not Wait~ ~And The Lies There, The Scent Of It, Just Too Much~ ~So Should You~ ~Sow It Once and Make It Grow, The Sweet Clematis~ ~Let It Flower, and Paint it All Of The Colors Old~ Instantly Things Fall and Fade, Return to Silence~ ~Why Oh Why, Why Does It All Feel So Sorrowful?~ ~Dreams Of What Is Real~

09-18-2005, 05:34 AM	#3
Alucard Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 32,641	The Halo fans will EMBRACE Boll as the greatest video game director of this generation and label the new movie as CLASSIC!!

09-18-2005, 05:34 AM	#4
Nindalf Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 11,905	Can't anyone update IMDB? Could be, and most likely is, fake.

09-18-2005, 05:45 AM	#5
burpingcat Really Enjoys The Magic Box Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,156	Uwe Boll is the genius of video game movies. Without him, people might actually start believing that movies based on games are great idea.

09-18-2005, 06:16 AM	#6
Escaflowne2001 ... ... ... ... Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thetford, Norfolk, England Posts: 15,247	Normally I'd right it off as fake but...

09-18-2005, 10:43 AM	#8
Escaflowne2001 ... ... ... ... Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thetford, Norfolk, England Posts: 15,247	The rest are all true, I hope Fear Effect will be fairly good so SCI Games can make a new Fear Effect game aswell.

09-18-2005, 11:17 AM	#9
Alucard Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 32,641	Expecting ANY movie from Boll to be good is just plain stupid. He's had a half dozen strikes to his name of crap. The problem is he thinks he's AWESOME and its always the writers fault.

09-18-2005, 12:42 PM	#11
Alucard Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 32,641	The WRITER of 28 days is doing Halo. Uwe Bol is still DIRECTING it.

09-18-2005, 06:03 PM	#13
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 19,021	Having Uwe Boll direct Halo is the only way to ensure that the movie sucks as much as the games.

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