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11-12-2010, 06:14 AM
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DANGER-HUMAN
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Oh hush.
Here's a full stand up he did. Dorky opening but great standup.
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"I had a perfect nightmare on a starry torrid sea, I am cast in prison by a crippled demon's plea, The demon has three faces all are laughing down at me, The Banker with his filthy lucre sets the game astride, The General with raging might lets forth a battle cry, The Judge locks now the metal tomb where I am meant to die, But vengeance is a brutal beast not held by any cell, My wit is steeled my blade is wet so sound the reapers bell, Banker, Judge and General you all shall burn in hell." |
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11-12-2010, 09:05 AM
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Olé!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Denver, Colorado
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Here is Nindalf reviewing his VCR collection:
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11-12-2010, 09:18 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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Is this what this guy has been doing throughout his whole life, collecting VCRs? What a loser.
But I have to admit, I did get some laughs from his German accent.
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11-12-2010, 10:10 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Norway
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Look at Alonso's face (on the right), and at 0:34 he loses his cards and money.
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11-12-2010, 04:09 PM
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gnarf! gnarf!
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Lmao at VCR collection.
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11-13-2010, 01:55 AM
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NOW IN CINEMAPHONIC QUADROVISION!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmas would poke me saying "you're next, you're next". They stopped saying that when I did it to them at Funerals.
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I know about bill hicks, my oldest brother loves his stand ups. he forced us to watch it all with him! Even teh stuff that wasn't funny and was just ranting on and on and on!
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11-13-2010, 02:30 AM
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THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Australia
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Bill's cool, him and george carlin make you think about how bad the world is lololol.
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11-13-2010, 07:01 AM
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Olé!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Denver, Colorado
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George Carlin stopped being funny when all he did was rant. His last few years were not funny at all, just pent-up anger.
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11-13-2010, 10:09 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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I never thought George Carlin was funny, but I do love hearing what he has to say about the world.
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11-18-2010, 07:39 AM
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Pwnd
Join Date: Aug 2004
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11-18-2010, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Australia
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5EQHbF1JTc
I kinda wish Van Damme wouldnt do this, but you can see he's trying to prove something to himself for screwing his life up so much with drugs. To me he'll always be a legend. |
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11-18-2010, 11:38 AM
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Hate it or Love it ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ✧
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Medan, Sumatera Utara, Republic Indonesia, South-East Asia
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Legend ?? Alucard.. mate, you obviously watched Street Fighter: The Movie with your eyes closed...
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11-18-2010, 12:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Australia
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Street fighter may have been shit, but Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Death Warrant, JCVD, Universal Soldier, Wrong Bet, all were awesome. And some others he did were good too.
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11-18-2010, 12:37 PM
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DANGER-HUMAN
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: North Kakalaka
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I've never really been a big fan of his because I'm not into fighting but I actually thought that documentary type of movie he did was really good. Can't remember the name. Might have been JCVD that I saw Alucard mention but I saw it awhile back and can't really remember.
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"I had a perfect nightmare on a starry torrid sea, I am cast in prison by a crippled demon's plea, The demon has three faces all are laughing down at me, The Banker with his filthy lucre sets the game astride, The General with raging might lets forth a battle cry, The Judge locks now the metal tomb where I am meant to die, But vengeance is a brutal beast not held by any cell, My wit is steeled my blade is wet so sound the reapers bell, Banker, Judge and General you all shall burn in hell." |
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11-18-2010, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Australia
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Yeah thats the one.
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