What if Ryo Hazuki was rude and obnoxious?

justin_credible · 07-10-2005, 05:45 PM

*Ryo needs money for the airplane ticket*

Ryo: I should talk to the old senile B**** for money.
Fuku: Not alone you wont I'll help.
Ryo: Shut the **** up Fuckku-San. You're a loser.
Fuku: Why must you be so mean?
Ryo: Just look at you. Its 1986 and you got a poster of Sega's crappiest fighting game, which wont be released until 1995.
Fuku:uhh....Ryo-San
*goes to the kitchen*
Ryo: Ine San? i need money for a plane ticket, Ho.
Ine: Oh its good for you to go on a vacation. Where do you plan to go?
Fuku: HONG KONG! It appears the man that killed Hazuki Sensei is there.
Ryo: Damnit fucckk you Fuku!
Ine: I wont hear of it. End of discussion.
Ryo: FINE! Kiss my ass Ine San.

*Ryo farts as he walks out the door*

Later on... Ryo is walking the streets

Ryo: Do you remember that day, black car going fast, hit a cat and some old man yelling "I've fallen and I can't get up".
Random Man walking around: What are you babbling about?
Ryo: I have no idea, have you seen a little girl out around here?
Random Man walking around: You mean the little girl that plays with the cat?
Ryo: Great you don't know anything either, just forget it, do you know where sailors hang out?
Random Man walking around: I want to be alone now.
Ryo: Are you going to answer my questions and help me or sit there like a slab of meat?

*Ryo slaps Random Man walking around on the back of his head and walks off*

Nem · 07-10-2005, 06:24 PM

hes still beeing nice

Keits · 07-10-2005, 08:37 PM

Ryo Hazuki?

justin_credible · 07-10-2005, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keits

Ryo Hazuki?

yeah yeah, him. I dunno why I always get his name wrong.

Joe Redifer · 07-10-2005, 08:44 PM

Changed!!!!!

Robo Halloween · 07-10-2005, 09:54 PM

Ren: "Hey guys, want to go get some ice cream?"
Cool Z: "Oh yeah man! But I dunno Ren, I ain't go no money."
Ren: "Oh man, Z, you're broke again? What happened to the $50 I loaned you?"
Cool Z: "I lost it all playing Lucky Hit again...fucking japanese partimer..."
Ren: "Aw nuts, well, I guess there's no helping it now. Come on, my treat then!"
Cool Z: "Awesome! Thanks Ren! You're so nice and cool!"
Ren: "Yeah well, I try! I'm always trying to get you to stop gambling! You need to get your life straight and stop gambling! You need to get a job! What happened to that job at the pier moving crates Joy got you?"
Cool Z: "Dude, seriously, everybody at that pier is nuts. Everything goes well until this fucker decides to zig zag the crate and I don't go on that fucked up rhytm causing that **** to fall off my hands. Then he goes on about pressing the right direction. But the frekiest part has to be how I make money for just moving one crate from one place in a room, to another, on the exact same room!"
Ren: "Well Z, what can you do? That's what having a job is like!"
Cool Z: "Yeah well, tell that bitch Joy to start making girl freinds so we can all pimp them and be fucking rich! You know that needs happening!"
Ren: "****...you're right."

07-10-2005, 05:45 PM	#1
justin_credible My bad, my blunder Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I'm a Mota Fucin Outlaw! Posts: 5,098	What if Ryo Hazuki was rude and obnoxious? Ryo needs money for the airplane ticket Ryo: I should talk to the old senile B** for money. Fuku: Not alone you wont I'll help. Ryo: Shut the ** up Fuckku-San. You're a loser. Fuku: Why must you be so mean? Ryo: Just look at you. Its 1986 and you got a poster of Sega's crappiest fighting game, which wont be released until 1995. Fuku:uhh....Ryo-San goes to the kitchen Ryo: Ine San? i need money for a plane ticket, Ho. Ine: Oh its good for you to go on a vacation. Where do you plan to go? Fuku: HONG KONG! It appears the man that killed Hazuki Sensei is there. Ryo: Damnit fucckk you Fuku! Ine: I wont hear of it. End of discussion. Ryo: FINE! Kiss my ass Ine San. Ryo farts as he walks out the door Later on... Ryo is walking the streets Ryo: Do you remember that day, black car going fast, hit a cat and some old man yelling "I've fallen and I can't get up". Random Man walking around: What are you babbling about? Ryo: I have no idea, have you seen a little girl out around here? Random Man walking around: You mean the little girl that plays with the cat? Ryo: Great you don't know anything either, just forget it, do you know where sailors hang out? Random Man walking around: I want to be alone now. Ryo: Are you going to answer my questions and help me or sit there like a slab of meat? Ryo slaps Random Man walking around on the back of his head and walks off __________________ Some of you really need the Saw treatment. Last edited by justin_credible; 07-10-2005 at 08:39 PM.

07-10-2005, 06:24 PM	#2
Nem Path of Radiance Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Cruisin on Falena Posts: 4,523	hes still beeing nice __________________ "Only those with narrow minds fail to see that the defenition of Impossible is "Lack of imagination and incentive"" - DUNE:BJ

07-10-2005, 09:54 PM	#6
Robo Halloween Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Guaynabo, Puerto Rico Posts: 1,736	Meanwhile in Hong Kong: Ren: "Hey guys, want to go get some ice cream?" Cool Z: "Oh yeah man! But I dunno Ren, I ain't go no money." Ren: "Oh man, Z, you're broke again? What happened to the $50 I loaned you?" Cool Z: "I lost it all playing Lucky Hit again...fucking japanese partimer..." Ren: "Aw nuts, well, I guess there's no helping it now. Come on, my treat then!" Cool Z: "Awesome! Thanks Ren! You're so nice and cool!" Ren: "Yeah well, I try! I'm always trying to get you to stop gambling! You need to get your life straight and stop gambling! You need to get a job! What happened to that job at the pier moving crates Joy got you?" Cool Z: "Dude, seriously, everybody at that pier is nuts. Everything goes well until this fucker decides to zig zag the crate and I don't go on that fucked up rhytm causing that **** to fall off my hands. Then he goes on about pressing the right direction. But the frekiest part has to be how I make money for just moving one crate from one place in a room, to another, on the exact same room!" Ren: "Well Z, what can you do? That's what having a job is like!" Cool Z: "Yeah well, tell that bitch Joy to start making girl freinds so we can all pimp them and be fucking rich! You know that needs happening!" Ren: "****...you're right."

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07-10-2005, 08:37 PM	#3
Keits Kaizoku da! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,586	Ryo Hazuki?

07-10-2005, 08:44 PM	#5
Joe Redifer IT'S LIKE BOO! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 15,963	Changed!!!!!