Bemanisuperstar's Stuperfuntaboulus Review Theater - Page 3

bemanisuperstar · 11-17-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Icarus4578

That tarantula with the cat head is freaky! This shooter looks good. Too bad I don't own it.

Only way to get it is to either download the Rom or buy the arcade machine and import it from Japan or Hong Kong.

Or Im me and I can arrange a Getting of this game for you. ;)

Not that Rom Trading is good but in the case of a game 99% of all people will NEVER play You gotta spread the love in the case of Japan only Arcade games.

Icarus4578 · 11-18-2004, 01:50 AM

Oh, no need. I'm sure I could play it if I want to. I'm too busy with Prime 2 right now anyway. Boy, I got stuck a couple times and it gave me a headache. :annoyed:

bemanisuperstar · 11-20-2004, 08:29 PM

I can't see how anybody can use the Cube Pad.

Most controls I can get used to however The Cube pad just feels like I'm using a fisher Price toy.

Even the Duke feels right to me (and I've been uisng nothing but the S for the last month) after lone periods of non use.

blueskied · 11-27-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bemanisuperstar

Ikaruga
Reviewed for: Dreamcast

Gameplay-

White distorys black Black distorys white. rotate Often play the game for 20 hours and unlock stuff.
Pretty simple but it works. The Simple gameplay ALMOST makes up for the just there Graphics. Be warned this isn't an Easy Game. It's not prison rape like Border Down is. But you will Need to play awhile until you unlock free play. I can beat Normal in 10 credits min.
However to unlock everything as I said YOU MUST play the game alot and you'll get bored with it after awhile. But if you like the Genre as I do, Then you will play this game a little longer I'm splitting the Score here for Genre Fans and Non Genre fans
The Controls are good but you've played this before.

Fans of Shooters- 4/5

Noobs to the Genre 2/5

Overall-

Well I ranked this as a Top shooter when I first got it but there are better games out there. Zero wing 2 is a much better game. Mars Matrix, Giga Wing ect.
Still it's Treasure and while it isn't Radient Silvergun (a Game I never played the rom was empty)
It's a decent fun game that requires more work than needed to unlock everything.
and YES that final Boss is the same Final Boss from Radient Silvergun

Final Score 3/5

Thanks for the hilarious review!!

I'm always amused by people who review ikaruga without even taking the 2 minutes it requires to figure out the game system. I'm referring to the fact you didn't mention the chain system & bullet eating (and the related fact that it is usually more advantageous to kill enemies as the same color, rather than the opposite color as you erroneously state), which are ikaruga's greatest appeals and innovations. This is really
the reason so many people play this game 500+ hours and consider it the best
shooter ever crafted. Please don't even compare it to Radiant Silvergun, especially since you admit you've never even played it and sadly you cannot spell it either (cf. "Radient" in your post)!!! Yet you assume RS is better for some mysterious reason.

You're a funny guy (in an ignorant sort of way). As someone who has played both, I can say RS really pales in comparison to ika. Also, WTF is Zero Wing 2? Are you referring (in a way which shows you really know nothing about shooters) to Zero Gunner 2? Zero Wing was an arcade shooter by Taito from 1989 ported to the Genesis and TCD in the early 90s, but they never made a sequel.

A piece of advice:
If you're going to review a game, at least take the time to learn the game system,
spell previous games in the series correctly, and use the correct titles when referencing other related games on the system and/or in the genre.

bemanisuperstar · 11-28-2004, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueskied

Thanks for the hilarious review!!

I'm always amused by people who review ikaruga without even taking the 2 minutes it requires to figure out the game system. I'm referring to the fact you didn't mention the chain system & bullet eating (and the related fact that it is usually more advantageous to kill enemies as the same color, rather than the opposite color as you erroneously state), which are ikaruga's greatest appeals and innovations. This is really
the reason so many people play this game 500+ hours and consider it the best
shooter ever crafted. Please don't even compare it to Radiant Silvergun, especially since you admit you've never even played it and sadly you cannot spell it either (cf. "Radient" in your post)!!! Yet you assume RS is better for some mysterious reason.

You're a funny guy (in an ignorant sort of way). As someone who has played both, I can say RS really pales in comparison to ika. Also, WTF is Zero Wing 2? Are you referring (in a way which shows you really know nothing about shooters) to Zero Gunner 2? Zero Wing was an arcade shooter by Taito from 1989 ported to the Genesis and TCD in the early 90s, but they never made a sequel.

A piece of advice:
If you're going to review a game, at least take the time to learn the game system,
spell previous games in the series correctly, and use the correct titles when referencing other related games on the system and/or in the genre.

do your homework

blueskied · 11-28-2004, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bemanisuperstar

do your homework

I'm guessing you're talking to yourself here?

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Icarus4578 · 11-28-2004, 01:35 AM

Looks like I'll have to review Ikaruga for DC next.

bemanisuperstar · 11-29-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Icarus4578

Looks like I'll have to review Ikaruga for DC next.

Please do.

My next review is......Nintendo. I was going to do genral chaos but I haven't play it in 10 years.

1337haxxor · 02-23-2005, 12:50 AM

wait a sec.... is bem back?!?!?!

SavedFromSin · 02-23-2005, 02:02 AM

no, your just posting in old topics.

1337haxxor · 04-01-2005, 08:55 AM

sweet, you know what would be really funn and kind of childish? if we just posted in this thread and tore him up constantly! It was funny how Bem used to be like, I'm not sexist, but if I got the chance I would rape any woman.

Reko8 · 04-01-2005, 11:52 PM

I think bemanisuperstar is banned or something. i was looking at the members list and his name wasnt there. Also it says Banned under his name. I wonder if he got banned and for what reason, Joe or Drunken better respond!

Joe Redifer · 04-01-2005, 11:54 PM

Yeah he's banned. I banned him again recently when he registered under a different name. Drunken banned him originally.

Reko8 · 04-01-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

Yeah he's banned. I banned him again recently when he registered under a different name. Drunken banned him originally.

why was he banned though? what did he do?

Nem · 04-02-2005, 07:31 AM

Probably trolled around too much. I never gave him much atention so i really dont know the specifics for his banning.

11-18-2004, 01:50 AM	#32
Icarus4578 Deal with it. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 12,548	Oh, no need. I'm sure I could play it if I want to. I'm too busy with Prime 2 right now anyway. Boy, I got stuck a couple times and it gave me a headache. :annoyed: __________________ Turn on the difference.

11-28-2004, 01:35 AM	#37
Icarus4578 Deal with it. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 12,548	Looks like I'll have to review Ikaruga for DC next. __________________ Turn on the difference.

02-23-2005, 02:02 AM	#40
SavedFromSin RAWR!!! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Five min from Sinful Sam Posts: 4,805	no, your just posting in old topics. __________________ For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.-Ephesians 2:8-9 The above post wasn't checked for: spelling or grammatical errors, comma splices, awkward phrases, run-on sentences, subject-verb agreement, and other errors in the English language. PSN=MrBear14518 XboxLive=Teaching Bear

04-02-2005, 07:31 AM	#45
Nem Smash bro! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: EU Posts: 10,166	Probably trolled around too much. I never gave him much atention so i really dont know the specifics for his banning. __________________ "Only those with narrow minds fail to see that the definition of Impossible is "Lack of imagination and incentive"" - DUNE:BJ

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11-20-2004, 08:29 PM	#33
bemanisuperstar Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In HP Lovecraft's world Posts: 2,461	I can't see how anybody can use the Cube Pad. Most controls I can get used to however The Cube pad just feels like I'm using a fisher Price toy. Even the Duke feels right to me (and I've been uisng nothing but the S for the last month) after lone periods of non use.

02-23-2005, 12:50 AM	#39
1337haxxor Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: When In Halifax, Visit The Pavillion Posts: 1,117	wait a sec.... is bem back?!?!?!

04-01-2005, 08:55 AM	#41
1337haxxor Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: When In Halifax, Visit The Pavillion Posts: 1,117	sweet, you know what would be really funn and kind of childish? if we just posted in this thread and tore him up constantly! It was funny how Bem used to be like, I'm not sexist, but if I got the chance I would rape any woman.

04-01-2005, 11:52 PM	#42
Reko8 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: MA, Usa Posts: 3,076	I think bemanisuperstar is banned or something. i was looking at the members list and his name wasnt there. Also it says Banned under his name. I wonder if he got banned and for what reason, Joe or Drunken better respond!

04-01-2005, 11:54 PM	#43
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,147	Yeah he's banned. I banned him again recently when he registered under a different name. Drunken banned him originally.