Joe Redifer's Super-Awesome Reviews!!!! - Page 28

Paper exe · 03-10-2005, 03:28 AM

I think all of your reviews are understandable except this one.

SavedFromSin · 03-10-2005, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Paper exe

I think all of your reviews are understandable except this one.

i hope this does not offend you anyway Paper, but the reason you do not understand it is because of where you are from. That type of speaking is called ebonics and originated from African Americans in the United States and is prevelant in Rap Music. Also, wanna be gangsters like me try to talk like that to.

Paper exe · 03-10-2005, 04:25 AM

what so offended about it?
thinks anyway

Icarus4578 · 03-10-2005, 09:30 AM

Bling bling. Dollar dollar. You... you didn't actually buy Def Jam Vendetta, did you? :annoyed: If so, you've supported EA financially and therefore have committed a sin. EA needs to disappear.

gearhound · 03-10-2005, 01:24 PM

i have an EA game. it's called freedom fighters and it's actually a good game.

Joe Redifer · 03-10-2005, 03:37 PM

Hellz no I didn't buy it. I rented it soley so I could write a post in ebonics.

I have the Cocksucker Video gamepass so I checked it out so I could see, ummm... I'm not sure!

Icarus4578 · 03-11-2005, 08:00 AM

Word to that. You be illin' with mad phiggedy phat reviews yo. Gimme some mo' of that BLING BLING!

Joe Redifer · 03-18-2005, 12:48 AM

Upcoming reviews:

Y's 6: The Art of Nepotism
Segata Sanshirou Shinkenyugi
Super Monkeyball Deluxe

Games that will never be reviewed because I hate them too much to finish them:

Viewtiful Joe (boring as hell)
Suikoden III (Not too boring, but lack of save points means lack of interest for me)
Van Helsing (Ug!)
Second Sight (Way too boring to even play long enough to escape from the room where the game starts)
Chronicles of Riddick (I bought this thinking it would be immersive and fun. Boy was I wrong!)
Super Mario Sunshine (not only is it boring, I actually get nauseous as I play -- true!)
TOCA: Race Driver 2 (horrible controls prevent me from enjoying the game)
Beyond Good & Evil (Lost all interest in the game for reasons unknown)
Drakengard (Poor controlls, crappy graphics, uninteresting gameplay makes for another Squeenix failure.)

gearhound · 03-18-2005, 12:59 AM

i can't believe you don't lke viewtiful joe, joe.

Joe Redifer · 03-18-2005, 02:11 AM

Boring and repetitive. I've played hundreds of better platform games.

Icarus4578 · 03-18-2005, 07:51 AM

"Chronicles of Riddick (I bought this thinking it would be immersive and fun. Boy was I wrong!)"

That'll teach you to think, Joe. (J/K, of course.)

"Super Mario Sunshine (not only is it boring, I actually get nauseous as I play -- true!)"

An absolute letdown of truly epic proportions. How could Miyamoto do such a thing?

*Patiently waiting for Ys VI...*

I'm thinking of purchasing a few new Saturn imports, including Sakura Taisen and Shining Force 3, for review purposes. What do you think, Joe? Got any good suggestions?

Paper exe · 03-18-2005, 10:09 AM

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I'm thinking of purchasing a few new Saturn imports, including Sakura Taisen and Shining Force 3, for review purposes. What do you think, Joe? Got any good suggestions?

you people are very luky
I want a SEGA Saturn

my brothers US SEGA Saturn needs that three colors wair they do have one but I tryed it just from a few minutes ago but it dose not work
I do have one of those for my Mega Drive 2 but it is in my house (I am in my grandmother house)
and I am afread of useing it because it may break the only SEGA Saturn that I would ever have so can I use my Mega Drive 2 two colors wairs?

DeathStroke · 03-18-2005, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

Boring and repetitive. I've played hundreds of better platform games.

It's not a platform game. It is an action game with some minor platforming elements.

Joe Redifer · 03-18-2005, 03:31 PM

Whatever. I've played countless better action games, then.

gearhound · 03-18-2005, 03:55 PM

i think you just got mad at it because it kicked your ass.

seriously, VJ was the best 2-D action game of 2003. in fact, i will go so far as to say it iS the best 2-D action game we have seen this gen. VJ was in a league of its own.

name a better 2-D action game than VJ that came out in the past 3 years.

viewtiful joe > joe redifer

... that is kinda' funny.

03-10-2005, 01:24 PM	#410
gearhound Versus the World Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: can't tell you Posts: 3,061	i have an EA game. it's called freedom fighters and it's actually a good game. __________________ I do not have a signature.

03-18-2005, 12:59 AM	#414
gearhound Versus the World Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: can't tell you Posts: 3,061	i can't believe you don't lke viewtiful joe, joe. __________________ I do not have a signature.

03-18-2005, 03:55 PM	#420
gearhound Versus the World Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: can't tell you Posts: 3,061	i think you just got mad at it because it kicked your ass. seriously, VJ was the best 2-D action game of 2003. in fact, i will go so far as to say it iS the best 2-D action game we have seen this gen. VJ was in a league of its own. name a better 2-D action game than VJ that came out in the past 3 years. viewtiful joe > joe redifer ... that is kinda' funny. __________________ I do not have a signature. Last edited by gearhound; 03-18-2005 at 09:50 PM.

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03-10-2005, 03:28 AM	#406
Paper exe Pwnd Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,118	I think all of your reviews are understandable except this one.

03-10-2005, 04:25 AM	#408
Paper exe Pwnd Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,118	what so offended about it? thinks anyway

03-10-2005, 09:30 AM	#409
Icarus4578 Deal with it. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 12,548	Bling bling. Dollar dollar. You... you didn't actually buy Def Jam Vendetta, did you? :annoyed: If so, you've supported EA financially and therefore have committed a sin. EA needs to disappear.

03-10-2005, 03:37 PM	#411
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,144	Hellz no I didn't buy it. I rented it soley so I could write a post in ebonics. I have the Cocksucker Video gamepass so I checked it out so I could see, ummm... I'm not sure!

03-11-2005, 08:00 AM	#412
Icarus4578 Deal with it. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 12,548	Word to that. You be illin' with mad phiggedy phat reviews yo. Gimme some mo' of that BLING BLING!

03-18-2005, 12:48 AM	#413
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,144	Upcoming reviews: Y's 6: The Art of Nepotism Segata Sanshirou Shinkenyugi Super Monkeyball Deluxe Games that will never be reviewed because I hate them too much to finish them: Viewtiful Joe (boring as hell) Suikoden III (Not too boring, but lack of save points means lack of interest for me) Van Helsing (Ug!) Second Sight (Way too boring to even play long enough to escape from the room where the game starts) Chronicles of Riddick (I bought this thinking it would be immersive and fun. Boy was I wrong!) Super Mario Sunshine (not only is it boring, I actually get nauseous as I play -- true!) TOCA: Race Driver 2 (horrible controls prevent me from enjoying the game) Beyond Good & Evil (Lost all interest in the game for reasons unknown) Drakengard (Poor controlls, crappy graphics, uninteresting gameplay makes for another Squeenix failure.)

03-18-2005, 02:11 AM	#415
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,144	Boring and repetitive. I've played hundreds of better platform games.

03-18-2005, 07:51 AM	#416
Icarus4578 Deal with it. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 12,548	"Chronicles of Riddick (I bought this thinking it would be immersive and fun. Boy was I wrong!)" That'll teach you to think, Joe. (J/K, of course.) "Super Mario Sunshine (not only is it boring, I actually get nauseous as I play -- true!)" An absolute letdown of truly epic proportions. How could Miyamoto do such a thing? Patiently waiting for Ys VI... I'm thinking of purchasing a few new Saturn imports, including Sakura Taisen and Shining Force 3, for review purposes. What do you think, Joe? Got any good suggestions?

03-18-2005, 03:31 PM	#419
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,144	Whatever. I've played countless better action games, then.