Joe Redifer's Super-Awesome Reviews!!!! - Page 45

George Foreman · 08-27-2005, 10:54 PM

I thought Nanostray was alright but, after the first playthrough I stopped playing the game altogether. I wish they would make a shooter like Solar Striker. That game was so difficult it took me about a year to get past the fourth level.

Vicviper · 08-28-2005, 10:52 AM

Nanostray is pretty good for a portable shooter. I might play it again down the road but I feel like there isn't much to go back to. The unlockable stuff is mighty boring and the way the game grades you is lame. I got all F's and 1 D. It discounts points if you shoot to much! that is lame since this game is a "shooter"!!!!

Paper exe · 08-28-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

I do not have any clue as to what the hell you are talking about. Really. I'm talking about the music in the game.

OMG, first my brother then you!?
Forgot about the songs. I am talking about the level/stages music, you know, the music that you hear when playing the game.

Joe Redifer · 08-28-2005, 01:57 PM

Yes, that is what I am talking about.

gearhound · 08-28-2005, 07:44 PM

man, that is one short review. i take it you thought the game blew, huh, joe?

Joe Redifer · 08-29-2005, 03:19 AM

Naw people just don't read what I write, so I decided to write less. This was proven by my Road Avenger review. You think more people would have wanted to try for an easy $5, but only one person even mentioned it and that was after I posted about it again. I figure: "why bother"? Simple reviews for simple minds, I guess.

Sinful Sam · 08-29-2005, 03:44 AM

I probably would have tried to decipher the lyrics in Road Avenger but I probably give up search on the net instead.

Paper exe · 08-29-2005, 04:00 AM

Joe, I read it, but I don't take money from people therefore I did not replay, it is as simple as that.
Even I can read a tall review in a minute or even less, just don't make it oversize.

Joe Redifer · 08-29-2005, 05:18 AM

LOL there was no rule that said you HAD to take the money! However your belief will become quite the predicament when you get a job and you refuse to accept the paycheck!

Vicviper · 08-29-2005, 10:21 AM

Prince Paper has a kingdom to rule when the King dies so he will never receive a paycheck. He sits on piles of gold and jewels and has 50 people going all over the world buying him games and slaves and pretty white women. Paper reminds me of the prince in Katamari. Not the story line but the way he looks. Just like paper.
Oh and just because nobody answered your $5 question doesn't mean they don't read your full reviews.

gearhound · 08-29-2005, 04:01 PM

yeah, joe...

i need to post some screen shots like you do because it makes the review much better and more in-depth, but i don't have a way to take a picture like you do and post it. i could just grab a pic from a game site, but then i would have to site it... or i just could say **** it and do it anyway

camac · 08-29-2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicviper

Oh and just because nobody answered your $5 question doesn't mean they don't read your full reviews.

Yeah, to be honest I don't read the reviews on the forum often but I do tend to check yours Joe, heh they amuse me. I was disapointed in the lack of wit in your screenshot captions this time!

burpingcat · 08-29-2005, 05:06 PM

I would've tried to win the $5 if I understood anything that guy was saying in that song.

Joe Redifer · 08-29-2005, 08:09 PM

I would have liked to know that people were at least trying. It's like being a comedian on stage, telling a good joke and not having a clue whether anyone laughed or not.

EDIT: Evil typo

gearhound · 08-29-2005, 08:11 PM

i am sure many do not read my reviews. so, sometimes i feel it is pointless to write one, but i do it anyway.

08-27-2005, 10:54 PM	#661
George Foreman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 982	I thought Nanostray was alright but, after the first playthrough I stopped playing the game altogether. I wish they would make a shooter like Solar Striker. That game was so difficult it took me about a year to get past the fourth level. __________________ Pizza!

08-28-2005, 07:44 PM	#665
gearhound Versus the World Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: can't tell you Posts: 3,061	man, that is one short review. i take it you thought the game blew, huh, joe? __________________ I do not have a signature.

08-29-2005, 03:44 AM	#667
Sinful Sam gnarf! gnarf! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Five min away from SavedFromSin Posts: 8,828	I probably would have tried to decipher the lyrics in Road Avenger but I probably give up search on the net instead. __________________ Join our Discord channel!!! https://discord.gg/htgtYqy

08-29-2005, 04:01 PM	#671
gearhound Versus the World Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: can't tell you Posts: 3,061	yeah, joe... i need to post some screen shots like you do because it makes the review much better and more in-depth, but i don't have a way to take a picture like you do and post it. i could just grab a pic from a game site, but then i would have to site it... or i just could say **** it and do it anyway __________________ I do not have a signature.

08-29-2005, 08:09 PM	#674
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,147	I would have liked to know that people were at least trying. It's like being a comedian on stage, telling a good joke and not having a clue whether anyone laughed or not. EDIT: Evil typo Last edited by Joe Redifer; 08-29-2005 at 08:33 PM.

08-28-2005, 10:52 AM	#662
Vicviper Hello handsome! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,081	Nanostray is pretty good for a portable shooter. I might play it again down the road but I feel like there isn't much to go back to. The unlockable stuff is mighty boring and the way the game grades you is lame. I got all F's and 1 D. It discounts points if you shoot to much! that is lame since this game is a "shooter"!!!!

08-28-2005, 01:57 PM	#664
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,147	Yes, that is what I am talking about.

08-29-2005, 03:19 AM	#666
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,147	Naw people just don't read what I write, so I decided to write less. This was proven by my Road Avenger review. You think more people would have wanted to try for an easy $5, but only one person even mentioned it and that was after I posted about it again. I figure: "why bother"? Simple reviews for simple minds, I guess.

08-29-2005, 04:00 AM	#668
Paper exe Pwnd Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,118	Joe, I read it, but I don't take money from people therefore I did not replay, it is as simple as that. Even I can read a tall review in a minute or even less, just don't make it oversize.

08-29-2005, 05:18 AM	#669
Joe Redifer Olé! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 20,147	LOL there was no rule that said you HAD to take the money! However your belief will become quite the predicament when you get a job and you refuse to accept the paycheck!

08-29-2005, 10:21 AM	#670
Vicviper Hello handsome! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,081	Prince Paper has a kingdom to rule when the King dies so he will never receive a paycheck. He sits on piles of gold and jewels and has 50 people going all over the world buying him games and slaves and pretty white women. Paper reminds me of the prince in Katamari. Not the story line but the way he looks. Just like paper. Oh and just because nobody answered your $5 question doesn't mean they don't read your full reviews.

08-29-2005, 05:06 PM	#673
burpingcat Really Enjoys The Magic Box Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,151	I would've tried to win the $5 if I understood anything that guy was saying in that song.

08-29-2005, 08:11 PM	#675
gearhound Versus the World Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: can't tell you Posts: 3,061	i am sure many do not read my reviews. so, sometimes i feel it is pointless to write one, but i do it anyway. __________________ I do not have a signature.

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