Uwe Boll's new movie, Zombie Massacre

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I love you Uwe. No matter how much we hate everything you do, you keep coming back. He's like herpes and I wuv him.

The latest intellectual property to climb in the ring with Boll is a bit more obscure than his previous adaptations: The 1998 Amiga Doom clone Zombie Massacre. The film treatment will be directed by Luca Boni and Marco Ristori (both of whom co-directed Boll's Italian zombie thriller Eaters) and produced by Boll. No official release date has been set, but you can hop past the break to check out the full poster. We're no Ebert and Roeper, but we're guessing the film's tagline is a bit more apt than they were hoping.