"Hot Coffee" works on PS2 - Rockstar out of excuses

[Seska]

Rockstar Loses Mod Defense 04:03 pm - Robert 'Apache' Howarth - Consoles: PS2 (17 comments)
On the off-chance you didn't know that Rockstar was playing coy about the whole thing, it appears that someone got Hot Coffee to work on the Playstation 2 with the aid of a Gameshark or Action Replay Max:
After saving, our test editor had Carl visit the house of his nearest girlfriend, Denise in Los Santos. Carl then took Denise on a series of dates to the nearest bar. After a few complications--including being busted for two-timing by another of CJ's girlfriends--we completed a fourth date with Denise, after which she invited us into her house for "coffee."
The next screen proved that the PlayStation 2 edition of the game does indeed include a sexually graphic minigame, which plays almost exactly the same as the Hot Coffee mod. It begins inside a bedroom with Denise, wearing only a pink thong and a cutoff T-shirt bearing the Rockstar logo, performing simulated fellatio on CJ, who is fully clothed in jeans and a "wife beater"-style tank top.

After a few seconds, the minigame proceeds to semi-explicit simulated copulation. Although players can change the camera angle with the circle button, as well as cycle though three sexual positions with the square button, no genitalia are ever seen. To win, players must maintain a steady rhythm with the left analog stick to build up an "excitement meter" in the right-hand screen. Fill the meter and Denise becomes very excited, telling CJ he is "the man" before the game congratulates you with the words "Nice guys finish last!" Let the meter drop to empty and the game admonishes you with "Failure to satisfy a woman is a CRIME!"

Now you know. Watch GTA sales rocket when kiddies find out you can fu.ck your virtual polygonated GF in the game even on PS2.

Hillary must be creaming her panties with glee.

[Alucard]

Onya rockstar. Keep doing your best to screw the image of gaming to noobs and give them reasons to keep hassling the industry while you get money from the 16 year olds! NOOBS!

[Robo Halloween]

Fucking Seska made another thread instead of keeping this in just one like a fucking n00b.

[justin_credible]

Yeah that was lame. This could of gone in the "brew haha" topic easily.

[Paper exe]

Both of them are his thread, so if he thinks that it is ok then it is ok. Problem only happen when two people made similar threads then one beat the other, which the one who lost get angry and try to make mods luck the winner thread.

[Alucard]

Attention whore!

[Nindalf]

Ban Seska. Stupid rodent always causing trouble.

[Robo Halloween]

Originally Posted by Paper exe

Both of them are his thread, so if he thinks that it is ok then it is ok. Problem only happen when two people made similar threads then one beat the other, which the one who lost get angry and try to make mods luck the winner thread.

It doesn't matter if it was the same person, one thread is enough for one subject. And this update is such a minor happening one would think Seska messed up and clicked NEW THREAD by mistake.

[Paper exe]

..... Don't include me, I did not even read that thread. I don't really care about GTA to begin with.

[SpaceManSpiff]

Seska has 3 threads about this.

[Robo Halloween]

Fucking Seska made 3 fucking threads like a fucking n00b?

[Alucard]

Calm down son. It really isnt that big a deal.

[Thunder Force 6]

Originally Posted by Nindalf

Ban Seska. Stupid rodent always causing trouble.

glolglolglol

[Robo Halloween]

Originally Posted by Alucard

Calm down son. It really isnt that big a deal.

Considering what this board is known for, you are right.

But this is fucking Seska! Not some fucking n00b!

[Alucard]

Originally Posted by Robo Halloween

But this is fucking Seska! Not some fucking n00b!

I would argue this!