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07-10-2005, 05:45 PM
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My bad, my blunder
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: I'm a Mot*a Fuc*in Outlaw!
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What if Ryo Hazuki was rude and obnoxious?
*Ryo needs money for the airplane ticket*
Ryo: I should talk to the old senile B**** for money. Fuku: Not alone you wont I'll help. Ryo: Shut the **** up Fuckku-San. You're a loser. Fuku: Why must you be so mean? Ryo: Just look at you. Its 1986 and you got a poster of Sega's crappiest fighting game, which wont be released until 1995. Fuku:uhh....Ryo-San *goes to the kitchen* Ryo: Ine San? i need money for a plane ticket, Ho. Ine: Oh its good for you to go on a vacation. Where do you plan to go? Fuku: HONG KONG! It appears the man that killed Hazuki Sensei is there. Ryo: Damnit fucckk you Fuku! Ine: I wont hear of it. End of discussion. Ryo: FINE! Kiss my ass Ine San. *Ryo farts as he walks out the door* Later on... Ryo is walking the streets Ryo: Do you remember that day, black car going fast, hit a cat and some old man yelling "I've fallen and I can't get up". Random Man walking around: What are you babbling about? Ryo: I have no idea, have you seen a little girl out around here? Random Man walking around: You mean the little girl that plays with the cat? Ryo: Great you don't know anything either, just forget it, do you know where sailors hang out? Random Man walking around: I want to be alone now. Ryo: Are you going to answer my questions and help me or sit there like a slab of meat? *Ryo slaps Random Man walking around on the back of his head and walks off*
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Some of you really need the Saw treatment. Last edited by justin_credible; 07-10-2005 at 08:39 PM. |
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07-10-2005, 06:24 PM
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Path of Radiance
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Cruisin on Falena
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hes still beeing nice
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"Only those with narrow minds fail to see that the defenition of Impossible is "Lack of imagination and incentive"" - DUNE:BJ |
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07-10-2005, 08:37 PM
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Kaizoku da!
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Ryo Hazuki?
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07-10-2005, 08:38 PM
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My bad, my blunder
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: I'm a Mot*a Fuc*in Outlaw!
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Quote:
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07-10-2005, 08:44 PM
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IT'S LIKE BOO!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Denver, Colorado
Posts: 16,108
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Changed!!!!!
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07-10-2005, 09:54 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Guaynabo, Puerto Rico
Posts: 1,736
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Meanwhile in Hong Kong:
Ren: "Hey guys, want to go get some ice cream?"
Cool Z: "Oh yeah man! But I dunno Ren, I ain't go no money." Ren: "Oh man, Z, you're broke again? What happened to the $50 I loaned you?" Cool Z: "I lost it all playing Lucky Hit again...fucking japanese partimer..." Ren: "Aw nuts, well, I guess there's no helping it now. Come on, my treat then!" Cool Z: "Awesome! Thanks Ren! You're so nice and cool!" Ren: "Yeah well, I try! I'm always trying to get you to stop gambling! You need to get your life straight and stop gambling! You need to get a job! What happened to that job at the pier moving crates Joy got you?" Cool Z: "Dude, seriously, everybody at that pier is nuts. Everything goes well until this fucker decides to zig zag the crate and I don't go on that fucked up rhytm causing that **** to fall off my hands. Then he goes on about pressing the right direction. But the frekiest part has to be how I make money for just moving one crate from one place in a room, to another, on the exact same room!" Ren: "Well Z, what can you do? That's what having a job is like!" Cool Z: "Yeah well, tell that bitch Joy to start making girl freinds so we can all pimp them and be fucking rich! You know that needs happening!" Ren: "****...you're right." |
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