"Warning, may contain nuts"

[Nindalf]

Okay, I was reading this book, Scince of Discworld 2. THAT'S RIGHT YOU RETARDS, I CAN READ!!!!

Anyway, on the first page it said "Warning, may contain nuts", I was like WTF, it's a book! :???:

But then I read that you can never be sure if something does contain nuts or not, and now I was like HARHAR of course I know if something contains nuts!!

Then I want to eat some delicious Kellogs cornflakes for breakfast in the middle of the day, when I noticed that the box said "Warning, may contain nuts" and I was like :???: again, it's fucking CORN flakes, how can it contain nuts?!

So what I suggest, is that everytime someone creates a new thread they put "Warning, may contain nuts" in the topic, in case it does contain nuts and there are some people allergic to them.