"Warning, may contain nuts"

Nindalf · 08-24-2004, 01:43 PM

Okay, I was reading this book, Scince of Discworld 2. THAT'S RIGHT YOU RETARDS, I CAN READ!!!!

Anyway, on the first page it said "Warning, may contain nuts", I was like WTF, it's a book! :???:

But then I read that you can never be sure if something does contain nuts or not, and now I was like HARHAR of course I know if something contains nuts!!

Then I want to eat some delicious Kellogs cornflakes for breakfast in the middle of the day, when I noticed that the box said "Warning, may contain nuts" and I was like :???: again, it's fucking CORN flakes, how can it contain nuts?!

So what I suggest, is that everytime someone creates a new thread they put "Warning, may contain nuts" in the topic, in case it does contain nuts and there are some people allergic to them.

Freeman · 08-25-2004, 06:02 PM

Aw nuts! I forgot I haven't eaten the last bits of Corn Flakes for 3 months!

Vicviper · 08-25-2004, 11:16 PM

hurhur

How've ya been Nindalf? Still in High School?

SpaceManSpiff · 08-26-2004, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freeman

Aw nuts! I forgot I haven't eaten the last bits of Corn Flakes for 3 months!

Wft are you talking about?

BlindMaphisto · 08-26-2004, 03:13 AM

Discworld rules.

Magnus · 08-26-2004, 07:13 AM

Nindalf · 08-26-2004, 08:29 AM

I'm still in high school, yes. After over a years of hard work I'm finally passing couple of classes...

08-24-2004, 01:43 PM	#1
Nindalf Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 11,905	"Warning, may contain nuts" Okay, I was reading this book, Scince of Discworld 2. THAT'S RIGHT YOU RETARDS, I CAN READ!!!! Anyway, on the first page it said "Warning, may contain nuts", I was like WTF, it's a book! :???: But then I read that you can never be sure if something does contain nuts or not, and now I was like HARHAR of course I know if something contains nuts!! Then I want to eat some delicious Kellogs cornflakes for breakfast in the middle of the day, when I noticed that the box said "Warning, may contain nuts" and I was like :???: again, it's fucking CORN flakes, how can it contain nuts?! So what I suggest, is that everytime someone creates a new thread they put "Warning, may contain nuts" in the topic, in case it does contain nuts and there are some people allergic to them.

08-25-2004, 06:02 PM	#2
Freeman Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,078	Aw nuts! I forgot I haven't eaten the last bits of Corn Flakes for 3 months! __________________ WiP

08-26-2004, 03:13 AM	#5
BlindMaphisto DANGER-HUMAN Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: North Kakalaka Posts: 3,745	Discworld rules. __________________ "I had a perfect nightmare on a starry torrid sea, I am cast in prison by a crippled demon's plea, The demon has three faces all are laughing down at me, The Banker with his filthy lucre sets the game astride, The General with raging might lets forth a battle cry, The Judge locks now the metal tomb where I am meant to die, But vengeance is a brutal beast not held by any cell, My wit is steeled my blade is wet so sound the reapers bell, Banker, Judge and General you all shall burn in hell."

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

08-25-2004, 11:16 PM	#3
Vicviper Hello handsome! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,075	hurhur How've ya been Nindalf? Still in High School?

08-26-2004, 07:13 AM	#6
Magnus The world's stopping but we keep going Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 2,358

08-26-2004, 08:29 AM	#7
Nindalf Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 11,905	I'm still in high school, yes. After over a years of hard work I'm finally passing couple of classes...