|07-04-2002, 02:07 PM||#1|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Just a few reasons why it's great to be a guy?
Joke # 2: Just a few reasons why it's great to be a guy . . .
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- You can leave the motel bed unmade.
- You can kill your own food.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
- If you are 34 and single nobody notices.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
- You don't mooch off other's desserts.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with, "So, notice anything different?"
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
How do you like it? How many points are yours?
|07-10-2002, 03:17 PM||#3|
sensing some hostility
Join Date: May 2002
i truely don't believe that u could think of all of those by urself.
...or i could just be insane...
LoSt I bE
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