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Old 11-04-2004, 11:51 PM   #1
Joe Redifer
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Joe Redifer's Super-Awesome Reviews!!!!

Welcome to my own review thread, which promises to kick much ass. My review thread will be better
than the other review threads on this site, simply because the games are being reviewed by me.

There are some rules to my reviews that you should keep in mind at all times:
1 - These reviews are fact, not opinion. If you disagree with any of the reviews here, then you are not a true gamer.
2 - I am a Sega fanboy, therefore Sega gets preferential treatment. If you see a Sega game that is NOT getting preferential treatment, please notify me and the situation will be rectified as soon as possible.
4 - All reviews are final. If you don't like them, I recommend suicide (for you, not me).
5 - Usually all game screens are captured by me actually playing the game on the real system itself. Sometimes emulators will be required (and usually provide the best results), but rest assured they are screens of me playing the game myself, with the exception of the Space Harrier 32X and Out Run 2 reviews. I don't just grab screens from the 'net.

The Reviews:


ARCADE GAMES:
Strider - (Capcom - 1989) - 8
Rastan - (Taito - 1987) - 6
Street Fighter - (Capcom - 1987) - 1
Shadow Dancer - (Sega - 1989) - 6
Laguna Racer - (Midway - 1977) - 0
Devastators - (Konami - 1988) - 4
Altered Beast - (Sega - 1988) - 7
Robotron 2084 - (Midway - 1982) - 4
Thunder Force AC - (Technosoft - 1990) - 8
GI Joe - (Konami - 1992) - 6
Metamorphic Force - (Konami - 1993) - 4

CONSOLE GAMES:

Playstation 3:
Burnout Paradise - 9
Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds - 7
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - 9
Demon's Souls - 8
Xbox 360:
Dead Rising - 9
Virtua Fighter 5 Online - 8
Test Drive Unlimited - 9
Bayonetta - 7.5
Nintendo Wii:
Wii Play - 5
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption - 8
Super Mario Galaxy - 9
Mario Kart Wii - 6
Punch-Out!! - 7.3
Xbox:
Out Run 2 - 8
Out Run 2006 - Coast 2 Coast - 8
Halo 2 - 7
Panzer Dragoon Orta - 8
Gunvalkyrie - 8
Super Monkey Ball Deluxe - 7
Shenmue II- 10
Spikeout Battlestreet- 6
Burnout Revenge- 9
Capcom Classics Collection- 6
Gamecube Nintendo:
Super Monkeyball - 10
Super Monkeyball 2 - 9
Tales of Symphonia - 6
F-Zero GX - 9
Virtua Quest - 7
Shikigami no Shiro II - 8
Resident Evil 4 - 9
PlayStation 2:
Katamari Damacy - 8
Def Jam Vendetta - 2
Ys VI: The Ark of Napishtim - 9
Tekken 5 - 8
Project Altered Beast - 4
We Love Katamari - 7
OZ / Over Zenith - 8
Gradius V - 8
Urban Reign- 8
PC Genjin / Bonk's Adventure- 6
The Bible Game- 3
Sega Dreamcast:
The King of Fighters Evolution- 5
Daytona USA- 9
Shenmue- 9
Shenmue II- 10
Samba de Amigo- 7
Sega Saturn:
X-Men vs. Street Fighter - 9
Panzer Dragoon - 7
Panzer Dragoon II Zwei - 8
Panzer Dragoon Saga - 8
Battle Garegga - 8
Night Striker S - 6
Segata Sanshirou Shinkenyugi - 6
Shinobi Legions - 7
Radiant Silvergun - 7
Shinrei Jusatsushi Taromaru (Psychic Killers) - 6
The King of Fighters '95 - 7
Magic Knight Rayearth - 7
Princess Crown - 7
NiGHTS - Into Dreams - 5
PlayStation:
Crash Bandicoot - 2
Sega Genesis:
Thunder Force II - 8
Wonder Boy in Monster World - 8
Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle - 4
Strider - 8
Shadow Dancer - 8
Altered Beast - 7
Granada - 8
M.U.S.H.A. - 8
Castle of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse - 9
Otsomotsu - 4
Herzog Zwei - 9
Monster World IV - 9
Phantasy Star II - 7
Phantasy Star III - Generations of Doom - 7
Phantasy Star IV - The End of the Millenium - 10
Panorama Cotton - 8
Twinkle Tale - 6
Zany Golf - 6
Beggar Prince - 5
Shining Force - 9
Shining Force 2 - 9
Rambo III - 6
Ghostbusters - 8
The Legend of Wukong - 5.5
Pier Solar and the Great Architects - 9
Sega CD:
Batman Returns - 7
Soul Star - 6
Night Striker - 5
Road Avenger - 7
Lunar - The Silver Star - 8
Lunar 2 - Eternal Blue - 8
Popful Mail - 7
Sega 32X:
Space Harrier - 8
TurboGrafx-16/PC Engine (with or without CD-ROM):
The Legendary Axe - 7
Legendary Axe II - 8
Dracula X - 9
R-Type Complete CD - 7
Keith Courage in Alpha Zones - 3
Blazing Lazers - 6
Altered Beast - 5
Toilet Kids - 1
Devil's Crush - 8
J.B. Harold Murder Club - 8
Ginga Fukei Densetsu Sapphire - 7.7

Super Nintendo:
F-Zero - 8
Axelay - 7
Super Mario World - 9
Super Castlevania IV - 9
Super Adventure Island - 7
Chrono Trigger - 8
Super Metroid - 8
Sega Master System:
Phantasy Star - 9
Strider - 2
Rastan - 7
Black Belt - 7
Transbot - 2
Altered Beast - 4
Nintendo Entertainment System:
Strider - 5
Mega Man 2 - 8
Altered Beast - 2
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out - 4
Double Dragon II: The Revenge - 7
Rad Racer - 5
SNK Neo Geo:
Magician Lord - 8
Baseball Stars Professional - 7
Samurai Shodown II - 5
3DO:
Road Rash - 8

PORTABLE GAME SYSTEMS:

Neo Geo Pocket Color:
Sonic the Hedgehog Pocket Adventure - 7
Neo Turf Masters - 8
GameBoy Advance:
Sega Arcade Gallery - 6
Super Monkeyball Jr. - 7
Altered Beast - 2
Nintendo DS:
Feel the Magic XY XX - 8
The Rub Rabbits - 8
WarioWare Touched! - 8
Kirby Canvas Curse - 7
Nanostray - 6
Nintendogs - 7
Castlevania - Dawn of Sorrow - 9
Castlevania - Portrait of Ruin - 7
True Swing Golf - 7
Super Monkey Ball: Touch & Roll - 5
Brain Age - 7
New Super Mario Bros. - 6
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - 8
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All - 8
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations - 8
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney - 8
Hotel Dusk - Room 215 - 9
The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass - 5
Retro Game Challenge - 8.2
Nintendo 3DS:

Super Mario 3D Land - 7.5
Sony PSP:
Ys Seven - 8.5
Virtual Boy: (Yes, Nintendo actually marketed this as a PORTABLE system)
Galactic Pinball - 8

VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS:
Sega Genesis Nomad - 7
Sega Dreamcast - 6

QUICK TAKES™:
  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 (featuring Wii Motion Plus) - Wii
  • House of the Dead: Overkill - Wii
  • North and South - Nintendo Entertainment System
  • Alien Soldier - Sega Genesis
  • Galactic Attack - Sega Saturn
  • Ghostbusters - Playstation 3
  • Out Run Online Arcade - Xbox 360
  • Rambo III - Sega Master System


  • Scribblenauts - Nintendo DS
  • Muramasa - The Demon Blade - Wii
  • Cotton 2 - Sega Saturn
  • Valkyria Chronicles - Playstation 3
  • Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 - Playstation 3

NON-REVIEW ARTICLES:
Web Browsers on Video Game Consoles

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