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Pikachu
07-04-2002, 12:44 PM
A Joke I heard from the net.

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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work.
(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by women
(and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

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In response to the first joke, here is the male perspective on the same issue ...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
(and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
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How do you like it?

Kamui
07-04-2002, 12:49 PM
No,no,no......men don?t do that kind of thing....... really....^_^

XConvictGamazX
07-04-2002, 04:10 PM
I agree with Pikachu. Fortunately, those things never happen to me.

Rubeus
07-06-2002, 07:25 PM
Do you mean you never rejected a woman or women never rejected you?

XConvictGamazX
07-07-2002, 11:34 AM
Yeah women never rejected me. Maybe they dont wanna hurt my feelings. I am usually the one who tells them lets be friends.

hootie17
07-12-2002, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by XConvictGamazX
Yeah women never rejected me. Maybe they dont wanna hurt my feelings. I am usually the one who tells them lets be friends.

sure,:o but i, , myself have used/heard those line before, bravo once agian pika.

Icarus4578
10-29-2005, 09:03 AM
That was truly funny to read.

welshfreak
10-29-2005, 09:09 AM
It was 3 years ago and it is today. :cool:

Paper exe
10-29-2005, 10:54 AM
I don't see your point?
You didn?t have to have a black a heart and think anything the woman says is like this.
Another think, I see any kind of insults to woman like most of them are sluts is offended to all weman and that including my future wife and my mother and grandmother etc. :thumb-dn::P

SavedFromSin
10-29-2005, 01:48 PM
When I broke up with my ex I told her I just wanted to be friends and that I promise we will be best of friends forever. I have not talked to her since and its been fours yours, and, when see tried to call, I hung up on her. Man do I suck :D

NuitDeCitrouill
10-29-2005, 01:49 PM
There is one way to avoid ever using those lines; scare the man (or woman in your case) away before they can even get that far. It's worked for me in the past ;)

Mistatee
10-29-2005, 02:13 PM
Damn another ressurected thread....
Let them rest in peace DAMNIT

Mods should be able to ban under the reason of a member dabbeling in

a)trying to be god
b)Necromancy
c)Necrofillia

Icarus4578
10-30-2005, 06:29 AM
Damn another ressurected thread....
Let them rest in peace DAMNIT

Mods should be able to ban under the reason of a member dabbeling in

a)trying to be god
b)Necromancy
c)Necrofillia

Nevermind the date on it. I was going back through older threads yesterday when I stumbled upon this and felt like adding my two cents. What's the big difference if a thread was started two days or two years ago? You tell me. A topic is just a topic. A discussion is just a discussion. A punch is just a punch, and if you don't want a black eye then I'd suggest you stop whining.

Rubeus
10-30-2005, 02:47 PM
Here are some old jokes that are still funny today when I read it

VIRUS TYPES
CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, them emails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS
(A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").

DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy :).

PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

Icarus4578
10-31-2005, 09:53 AM
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

Those two are my favorites. :cool:

Cobi*
10-31-2005, 08:48 PM
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.

LOL.


9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one jurassic geezer.)

Really? I didn't think age was an issue with most girls unless the guy was trying to act younger than he actually was.

burpingcat
10-31-2005, 10:56 PM
let's turn this into the lame jokes from the internet thread

Icarus4578
11-01-2005, 09:41 AM
Ok.

What weighs 12,000 pounds and has five teeth? --Your family.

SMiFF
11-03-2005, 09:43 AM
When I broke up with my ex I told her I just wanted to be friends and that I promise we will be best of friends forever. I have not talked to her since and its been fours yours, and, when see tried to call, I hung up on her. Man do I suck :D

Hehe, I know exactly where you're coming! Although hanging up is a little bit mean... what you should do is the "Hey, who are you again?" routine, and watch how angry she gets :thumb-up:

Drunken Savior
11-03-2005, 04:00 PM
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

I don't have any ugly chick friends.

spider-prime
11-13-2009, 06:08 PM
I've heard all of those rejection lines!

Nindalf
11-13-2009, 06:45 PM
I was reading the first post and I was thinking I saw this exact list here years ago.

Curse you, spider.

SuperAngelo64
11-13-2009, 07:02 PM
I don't have any ugly chick friends.
(I have low standards)

Updated.

Drunken Savior
11-13-2009, 09:42 PM
How does that make sense?

Alucard
11-14-2009, 02:22 AM
You find animals attractive.

Einhander
11-14-2009, 02:27 AM
Are animals the same as Aussie girls?

spider-prime
11-14-2009, 05:11 AM
I was reading the first post and I was thinking I saw this exact list here years ago.

Curse you, spider.

I love looking at old posts that google bots are looking at and bumping them sometimes!

Drunken Savior
11-14-2009, 05:15 AM
You find animals attractive.

That Ewe is a whore, a lying whore!