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SuperAngelo64
05-15-2007, 03:26 PM
Thought this story was funny.


An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the White man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the White man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When White man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women earned keep, medicine man free. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled... "Only White man stupid enough to think he could improve a system like that."


lawl :lol:

Nano Fox
05-15-2007, 03:41 PM
LMaO!, wish there was a country like that still lmao!

progmetal
05-15-2007, 03:56 PM
:haha: :haha:

Zachalmighty
05-15-2007, 04:16 PM
I wish I had a time machine.

He forgets the English settlers had VD.

Sinful Sam
05-16-2007, 05:28 AM
haha. That's awesome.

Reko8
05-16-2007, 09:07 PM
so true...

Reality
05-16-2007, 09:13 PM
Bring back the good old days when you can have 3 wives and they all do house work.

Kiuju2k
05-16-2007, 09:17 PM
h;ahahahahahahawhahaha x100

sharky~
05-17-2007, 06:56 AM
Bring back the good old days when you can have 3 wives and they all do house work.

Respect points to you.

Beam
05-17-2007, 03:39 PM
Bring back the good old days when you can have 3 wives and they all do house work.


truest thing ever said^

Drunken Savior
05-17-2007, 03:43 PM
Yup, women are destroying our American traditions.

SuperAngelo64
05-17-2007, 08:56 PM
Yup, women are destroying our American traditions.

Quote for truth!

Women destroying values IS an American tradition.

fruitsofherwomb
05-17-2007, 09:11 PM
Giving Women Rights is when everything when to shits.

Thats why the middle east hates us.... and we hate ourselfs :(