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littlewig
01-21-2007, 11:37 PM
By back then I mean the Renaissance period. Man, the women in all the famous paintings were all fat and ugly, most of them looked like men.

It begs to question with women so ugly back then, how did the human race survive?

SoManyCHILDRENS
01-21-2007, 11:40 PM
Notice how everyone looked alike? I have a feeling it might be more about the artists and style, not the actual women.

Diavle
01-21-2007, 11:45 PM
By back then I mean the Renaissance period. Man, the women in all the famous paintings were all fat and ugly, most of them looked like men.

It begs to question with women so ugly back then, how did the human race survive?

:lol:

This is gold.

Arnold
01-22-2007, 12:09 AM
The human race survived because it is the horniest of all species.

If you've read the Russian folktale about the "Most Beautiful Woman In the World," you'd know what beauty means.

Mistatee
01-22-2007, 12:18 AM
Back in medievil periods, the men liked them chunky.
Something about them seeming healthy if they were fat so that the men can get their heirs.

That and they were dumb enough back then to kill billions over religion.

Diavle
01-22-2007, 12:22 AM
That and they were dumb enough back then to kill billions over religion.

And that has changed how?

Vegetto
01-22-2007, 12:24 AM
probably because u had to be rich to get your picture painted back then

and all rich people are fat and ugly

Seraph
01-22-2007, 12:25 AM
Whats wrong with a girl with Meat?

AmishNazi
01-22-2007, 12:36 AM
Hey that's my great great great great great grandmother you are referring to. Ban 'em for this personal slander.

Icarus4578
01-22-2007, 02:36 AM
probably because u had to be rich to get your picture painted back then

and all rich people are fat and ugly

Wow, you hit that nail square on its head. :thumb-up:

Nindalf
01-22-2007, 05:18 AM
Whats wrong with a girl with Meat?

a lot when she has 20 pounds of it in her mouth any given time.

FinalSolace2
01-22-2007, 05:33 AM
even as far back as the 1950's women werent as atractive as now,

i think most women today have just found every trick in the book to boost thier image somehow- why do you think they fret so badly about what they wear these days,

like personality is important or exists for many waste gash out there.

Alucard
01-22-2007, 07:50 AM
Its called makeup. You get half the girls you think that are pretty and take that makeup off them and its a bloody fright show.

littlewig
01-22-2007, 08:17 AM
even as far back as the 1950's women werent as atractive as now,

i think most women today have just found every trick in the book to boost thier image somehow- why do you think they fret so badly about what they wear these days,

like personality is important or exists for many waste gash out there.


Yea, On Demand in the cutting edge section they have a Something Weird tab with Retro Erotica in it, all the women are out of shape, formless piles of crap. How anyone found them attractive is beyond me.

Also, are some of you guys suggesting people back then wouldn't find the women of today attractive? I'm pretty sure during the Roman times women were more in shape and attractive.

Yoshi Girl
01-22-2007, 09:06 AM
although mentioned before.. the skinny thing is pretty new for being pretty..

i'm sure you've all heard it before, but marilyn monroe was like a size 16 or something up around there.

if you're talking way back, then we rely on paintings and drawings versus today's pictures which are retouched to make the person look perfect..

Kiuju2k
01-22-2007, 10:47 AM
thick n juicy.

IoriYagami n8
01-22-2007, 11:43 AM
It's just a change in times as to what one person defines as being attractive. If men of the time didn't think that heavier set women were more attractive, then they wouldn't have painted them and more women would have avoiding being that way.

As it is, we are less concerned with the things one might associate with a heavier set woman in terms of health, wealth, and capability to bare children. We know better. Now it is more about image than anything.

Personally, I don't care for many of the people that so many tell me are hot. Granted, I'm not into large women, but if you are so thin that I see your bones, it's gross.

Yoshi Girl
01-22-2007, 11:58 AM
some people can't help it either way ya know.

welshfreak
01-22-2007, 12:12 PM
Da Vinci should have just airbrushed the Mona Lisa.

Nindalf
01-22-2007, 12:17 PM
hitler was a better painter than da vinci.

Kiuju2k
01-22-2007, 03:12 PM
Thick n juicy.

littlewig
01-22-2007, 05:00 PM
Also, did they have bras back then? Their tits must have looked terrible.

Vegetto
01-22-2007, 07:49 PM
are u gambini?

Tavish
01-22-2007, 07:59 PM
In the past, you were skinny only if you were poor and couldn't afford much beyond rice and potatoes. So being plump meant you were successful (you could afford butter, bacon, and a life of leisure), and that's part of being attractive.

These days the cheapest foods are the most fattening (KFC/McDonalds anyone?), so the poor are fat and the rich are skinnier (because they can afford organic foods, personal trainers, and hard drugs). Hence us thinking skinny=successful=hot.

Pikachief
01-23-2007, 02:30 AM
NO COMMENT ON THIS THREAD......

The posts yes!

Thick n juicy.

Thick n juicy.

Personally, I don't care for many of the people that so many tell me are hot. Granted, I'm not into large women, but if you are so thin that I see your bones, it's gross.

I am not disgusting :(

Shorty0061
01-23-2007, 02:36 AM
NO COMMENT ON THIS THREAD......

The posts yes!



Thick n juicy.



I am not disgusting :(
I beg to differ ol' bean.

Nephilim
01-23-2007, 02:57 AM
being fat in poor times ment you were wealthy

welshfreak
01-23-2007, 03:13 AM
Back in the day people had disgusting teeth, which puts all my medieval peasant girl fantasies to pot really. : /

Slash
01-23-2007, 06:52 AM
Also, did they have bras back then? Their tits must have looked terrible.



Better yet, what did they do when it was the time of the month? :eek: :sweat:

Tavish
01-23-2007, 01:24 PM
Don't forget deodorant hadn't been invented yet...

Yoshi Girl
01-23-2007, 03:48 PM
Better yet, what did they do when it was the time of the month? :eek: :sweat:


you guys are so uneducated.

they used cotton straped on (kind of like chastity belt type thing)

and hello? have you people not heard of corsettes? that's the prequil to a bra.

Nindalf
01-23-2007, 04:02 PM
that's right. whether it's push-up bras or corsets, women have always known how to deceive.

Yoshi Girl
01-23-2007, 04:27 PM
damn straight.

AmishNazi
01-23-2007, 05:25 PM
If they could just get along they could rule the world, but nope they bicker FTL.

Icarus4578
01-24-2007, 12:26 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0812692373.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

welshfreak
01-24-2007, 12:33 PM
http://www.coyotescorner.com/images/feminism.jpg

Icarus4578
01-24-2007, 12:35 PM
Who is Cheris Kramarae Paula Treichler?

welshfreak
01-24-2007, 12:37 PM
I'm sure they're two different people. Quick google search shows they co-wrote a 'Feminist Dictionary'. Chances are they didn't say that or if they did, it was out of context or some subtle joke way too clever for us guys.

sharky~
01-24-2007, 12:56 PM
Whats wrong with a girl with Meat?

Nothing, if what you mean is shes bringing me by bacony breakfast..

Beam
01-24-2007, 01:09 PM
they don't appeal to us just like our women probably would'nt appeal to them. and plus beauty is all just a matter of opinion to some people.

Kiuju2k
01-24-2007, 02:55 PM
Thick n juicy ftw.

Drunken Savior
01-24-2007, 03:26 PM
Nothing, if what you mean is shes bringing me by bacony breakfast..

Great. Now Im in trouble for laughing in the middle of a lab. Thanks a lot, Sharky!

FinalSolace2
01-25-2007, 05:47 AM
It's just a change in times as to what one person defines as being attractive. If men of the time didn't think that heavier set women were more attractive, then they wouldn't have painted them and more women would have avoiding being that way.

As it is, we are less concerned with the things one might associate with a heavier set woman in terms of health, wealth, and capability to bare children. We know better. Now it is more about image than anything.

Personally, I don't care for many of the people that so many tell me are hot. Granted, I'm not into large women, but if you are so thin that I see your bones, it's gross.

and that is why the edie brit character kicks terri hatchers ass in desperate housewives.

on the record not a show i watch but i caught a funni episode last night and edie is much more of a hot tamale....terri is a stick insect..

Beam
01-25-2007, 06:57 AM
Thick n juicy ftw.


QFT! buddy QFT! the thicker the better :thumb-up:

Icarus4578
01-25-2007, 11:26 AM
Wha-? I don't know about that one. Being well proportioned is one thing; oblique curvature and disproportionate, overdeveloped features is another.

Chronos
01-25-2007, 12:06 PM
That's a weird thing with some dudes I know. They, or I, will point out the most striking female out of the entire place and he will agree with me on the condition that she GAINS 20 pounds. WTF? I don't like skinny girls either. imo 12-14% body fat ~ is perfect.

Joe Redifer
01-25-2007, 06:58 PM
Thick n juicy ftw.


QFT! buddy QFT! the thicker the better :thumb-up:

Kiuju & Beam's dream woman:

http://pixelcraze.film-tech.net/crap/fat.bmp

Soba
01-25-2007, 07:21 PM
When I was pretty young, I used to see those novelty greeting cards in Spencer's Gifts that have obese women like that on them, and I thought they had a disease or something. I didn't realize that people could actually get that fat.

SuperAngelo64
01-25-2007, 07:22 PM
Kiuju & Beam's dream woman:

Don't forget Pikachief :P

Daniel4802
01-26-2007, 11:30 AM
I bet she has to spread that huge amount of fat apart to take a crap. That's pretty disgusting. I just don't see how someone can let oneself go to that degree.

SoManyCHILDRENS
01-26-2007, 10:05 PM
That's a weird thing with some dudes I know. They, or I, will point out the most striking female out of the entire place and he will agree with me on the condition that she GAINS 20 pounds. WTF? I don't like skinny girls either. imo 12-14% body fat ~ is perfect.


I'm pretty sure that 12% is anorexically skinny...

Beam
01-27-2007, 09:00 AM
when i said the thicker the better i didn't mean frelling 8 ft thick lying on her back.joe you need to be shot for that one.

Kiuju2k
01-27-2007, 10:04 AM
Check the avatar thats another example. Unfortunately most Japaneses girls don't come that way(believe me i ravaged through Tokyo). Unless your in Osaka :cry:... but thats a different story.


http://www.90bpm.sk/picture/perex/melissa-ford.jpg

http://www.cafzone.net/v2stuff/thumbs/httpvieuxgarsfreefrPagesimagespostduvendredi200820 04MelissaPuentejpg.jpg

http://www.kontinuousevents.com/model_shakema6.jpg

Just thick women right there. Not fat. Just thick with hips and a booty... me personally i am just not physically compatible with little skinny girls.

Joe Redifer
01-27-2007, 07:47 PM
Unless your in Osaka :cry:... but thats a different story.
Explain.

Pikachief
01-27-2007, 07:49 PM
Don't forget Pikachief :P

someone remembered me :sing: