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Meshugana
08-23-2005, 01:37 AM
thats it, hes not funny, and i hate the mentally challenged voice he does, and thats all he does, its old, and just wrong, it was never funny......this should have been in the angry thread....NO it is such a serious matter it deserves its own thread, god why isnt he dead yet!

Abaddon
08-23-2005, 02:22 AM
thats it, hes not funny, and i hate the mentally challenged voice he does, and thats all he does, its old, and just wrong, it was never funny......this should have been in the angry thread....NO it is such a serious matter it deserves its own thread, god why isnt he dead yet!

It's not that he sounds retarded it's just that he compensates his lack of wit or humor by being very enthusiastic with every generic joke he shoots off, with the occasional funny skit in his show. it's apparent the show is a spanish take on the chappelle show and they just picked a horrible person to host it.

That being said, he should focus more on the skits because he happens to have a few decent to moderately good ones. When he tries to add his stand-up or his moral insight which no one cares about, it really shows how desperate Comedy Central was to compensate for the lack of Dave Chappelle this season, they gave 3 guys shows almost instantly, the only show I heard about them giving for the future was to Norm McDonald, which I'm interested in seeing.

[M]egaman Ver.6
08-23-2005, 02:29 AM
**** him and bring Dave back.

Abaddon
08-23-2005, 02:30 AM
egaman Ver.6']**** him and bring Dave back.

Dave doesn't want to bring himself back, not yet anyway.

burpingcat
08-23-2005, 03:45 AM
dave chappelle sucks and needs to stay in his freakout tent.

P.S.: Mencia sucks, too. Norm rules.

Abaddon
08-23-2005, 04:00 AM
dave chappelle sucks and needs to stay in his freakout tent.

P.S.: Mencia sucks, too. Norm rules.

Dave's the guy who brings home the bacon, so long as he's hot ratings he'll be valuable.

Wow, just goes to show you how out of a loop I am, the Norm Macdonald Show "Back to Norm" ended up being cut down to a one time episode special, when it was originally intended for a whole series, talk about giving talent the shaft. Comedy Central deserves to squirm now. :thumb-dn:

ryanwho
08-23-2005, 04:08 AM
carlos is very very funny, his and 2 other shows are the only reason I still even have cable. dave has a lot more misses than carlos, who keeps me laughing most of the show. Are you the guy who sent him a hate email for dissing the N64? :P
Anyway Adam Carolla is far more irritating. By leaps and bounds.

Abaddon
08-23-2005, 04:23 AM
Anyway Adam Carolla is far more irritating. By leaps and bounds.

Agreed. Why the hell did they even give this guy a show? Didn't they already have a late night show with Dave Attell?

Seska
08-23-2005, 04:23 AM
I'm Rick James, bitch! :haha:

burpingcat
08-23-2005, 04:25 AM
Oh yeah, definitely..him and Jimmy Kimmel. Although I don't think Jimmy tries to be funny, he's just really irritating. This is why comedians raaaaarely become big celebrites...they're VERY irritating in big doses. I'm downright sick of Dave Chappelle, and I was going to be the one going nuts if he didn't do so first.

Abaddon
08-23-2005, 04:28 AM
they're VERY irritating in big doses.

Most things become irritating/tiring in big doses, anything in huge doses loses its luster after a while, thats why seeing comedians for too long, you begin to get tired of thier acts.

camac
08-23-2005, 07:25 AM
Haha, I like his retard voice, its stupid, but funny.

Seska
08-23-2005, 09:11 AM
Most things become irritating/tiring in big doses, anything in huge doses loses its luster after a while, thats why seeing comedians for too long, you begin to get tired of thier acts.

Dunno bout that, I never get tired of George Carlin and Eddie Izzard, but then again theya re of the rare comedic types who dont repeat their jokes in different shows/acts. Most other stand up comedians have a repetoire of about 40 jokes which they mix and match in different acts, so if youve seen one, youll likely see at least 25% of the same jokes in a different act. Fortunately not so With Carlin or Izzard, in particular Izzard.

Abaddon
08-23-2005, 09:18 AM
Dunno bout that, I never get tired of George Carlin and Eddie Izzard, but then again theya re of the rare comedic types who dont repeat their jokes in different shows/acts. Most other stand up comedians have a repetoire of about 40 jokes which they mix and match in different acts, so if youve seen one, youll likely see at least 25% of the same jokes in a different act. Fortunately not so With Carlin or Izzard, in particular Izzard.

They re-invent themselves, in order to last longer. You can find that in almost everything, everything from Comedy, to Movies, to Music, to Video Games, etc. :thumb-up:

Thunder Force 6
08-23-2005, 09:30 AM
My God I hate Tommy Tallarico.

Fixed .

ryanwho
08-23-2005, 08:07 PM
Dunno bout that, I never get tired of George Carlin and Eddie Izzard, but then again theya re of the rare comedic types who dont repeat their jokes in different shows/acts. Most other stand up comedians have a repetoire of about 40 jokes which they mix and match in different acts, so if youve seen one, youll likely see at least 25% of the same jokes in a different act. Fortunately not so With Carlin or Izzard, in particular Izzard.
its easy not to get tired of people who only make tv specials once every 2 or 3 years

Alexander
08-23-2005, 09:14 PM
http://www.danecook.com/


And what of Dane Cook?

marleybadger
08-23-2005, 11:19 PM
Carlos mencia Rocks! His show although controversial is very funny. The things he brings up are hilarious.

justin_credible
08-23-2005, 11:24 PM
Dane Cook did the PHONE ZONE on Crank Yankers. That was absolute crank call comedy gold.

He calls this old couple up and goes

YOU'VE JUST ENTERED THE PHONE ZONE WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT. The hippest, hottest game show, where you can win cash, hot wet stinky cash. Are you ready to play?

Old Man: I reckon so

Dane Cook: *Make siren noises* ok let's get started.

Last time you used the restroom, did you thourougly WIPE YER ASS?

Old Man: No

Dane Cook: TYPICAL, but you got that CORRECT. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT *sirens*

Then towards the end after some other questions

Old Man: Umm, hey hey man I hate to cut the game off but I gotta go.

Dane Cook: I'll call you back in five minutes with FIFTH Round, where the cash is stinkier, wetter.

Old Man: I won't be hea

Dane Cook: I will call

Old Man: I won't be hea

Dane Cook: You will



Try to download it on Kazaa or something, it is great.

Meshugana
08-24-2005, 12:59 AM
yeah Cook is good aling with Carlin and Izzard, anyone like Brian Regan, mans damn funny

Hepheastus
08-31-2005, 03:31 AM
I'm a molar, wisedom tooth, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY GUMS!

Dr. Bombay
08-31-2005, 04:03 PM
thats it, hes not funny, and i hate the mentally challenged voice he does, and thats all he does, its old, and just wrong, it was never funny......this should have been in the angry thread....NO it is such a serious matter it deserves its own thread, god why isnt he dead yet!

His stand up is funny, his show, not so much.

He was intended to be the intermediate step between seasons of the chapelle show. Now that that's over, his show will be doomed by winter.

Dr. Bombay
08-31-2005, 04:04 PM
Fixed .

PFFT........

glazed eyes
07-20-2006, 05:53 PM
BY FAR THE WORST AND GAYEST PERSON ON TV RIGHT NOW IS CARSON DAILY.

HES JUST FREAKIN GAY, HIS JOKES ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY WHATSOEVER.


THE NEXT GAYEST IS CARLOS MENCIA.

HE DOES THAT STUPID DEE DEE DEE BULLSHIT, AND THEN EVERY FUCKER IN MY SCHOOL STARTED SAYING THAT ****. I WANT TO STRANGLE ANYONE THAT SAYS IT. ALL HE DOES IS FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT STUFF. AND HE COMES UP WITH THE STUPIDEST IDEAS I EVER FUCKING HEARD OF.

AND THEN JOHN STEWART.

ALL THIS FUCKER DOES IS SHOW A NEWS CLIP AND MAKE A FUNNY FACE. AHGGGG!!!!

STEVEN COLBERT IS PRETTY FUNNY THOUGH.

AND DAVE CHAPPELLE IS COOL TOO.

Nindalf
07-20-2006, 05:57 PM
cool.

Alexander
07-20-2006, 06:09 PM
Dane Cook, anyone? He has some good material beneath a lot of his profanity.

[Edit] I just scrolled up and I said the same thing about a year ago.

welshfreak
07-20-2006, 06:10 PM
cool.


Ah, trying to get up to 9,000 tonight are we?

SuperAngelo64
07-20-2006, 06:16 PM
I think Mind of Mencia is hilarious. I do admit though that his 'stand up' routine he does at the begining of the shows really aren't all that funny compared to the sketches.

I personally think his cousin Joseph is alot more hilarious, since he seems oblivious and lost most of the time.


On the flip-side I think Chappelle is a ton funnier. Doesn't mean I can't like them both.

Dane Cook, anyone? He has some good material beneath a lot of his profanity.

Dane Cook is hilarious, there are very few strictly stand-up comedians I like. And he is one of them.

Nindalf
07-20-2006, 06:18 PM
Ah, trying to get up to 9,000 tonight are we?
Nope, this is my last post today and then I'm going to bed.

Shorty0061
07-20-2006, 09:03 PM
I think Mitch Hedberg is funnier than Cook, too bad he's dead.

coldnightmare
07-20-2006, 09:06 PM
My major grudge against Mencia is simple. Its not that he isn't funny. It just seems that he is trying so hard to offend someone that he forgetts to be funny. Chappelle show was just funny with a prime objective of being funny first. Mencia concetraits so much on trying to say or do something offensive that he kills his own humor. Its like watching a kid that dose something outlandish for the soul purpose of getting your attention.

jerzmob
07-20-2006, 09:25 PM
Mencia is nice, idk what you all been zipping, but in politics, he is the truth. Mencia was on In Living Color so no one can beat that. This man is hilarious no doubt

He got Kanye so bad. Heh heh that one was hilarious

Meshugana
07-20-2006, 11:48 PM
BY FAR THE WORST AND GAYEST PERSON ON TV RIGHT NOW IS CARSON DAILY.

HES JUST FREAKIN GAY, HIS JOKES ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY WHATSOEVER.


THE NEXT GAYEST IS CARLOS MENCIA.

HE DOES THAT STUPID DEE DEE DEE BULLSHIT, AND THEN EVERY FUCKER IN MY SCHOOL STARTED SAYING THAT ****. I WANT TO STRANGLE ANYONE THAT SAYS IT. ALL HE DOES IS FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT STUFF. AND HE COMES UP WITH THE STUPIDEST IDEAS I EVER FUCKING HEARD OF.

AND THEN JOHN STEWART.

ALL THIS FUCKER DOES IS SHOW A NEWS CLIP AND MAKE A FUNNY FACE. AHGGGG!!!!

STEVEN COLBERT IS PRETTY FUNNY THOUGH.

AND DAVE CHAPPELLE IS COOL TOO.

i am pretty sure neither of those people are gay (or homosexual because i dont think were on the same page:))

also Dane Cook is not strictly stand up, at least not anymore,...

glazed eyes
07-21-2006, 05:18 AM
i am pretty sure neither of those people are gay (or homosexual because i dont think were on the same page:))

also Dane Cook is not strictly stand up, at least not anymore,...



YO, YOUR DUMB.


MAYBE FOR YOU I HAVE TO SAY (NOT FUNNY, STUPID = GAY, FAGGOT)


THEY SUCK, THEY JUST ARENT FUNNY AT ALL.
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE CAN WATCH CARLOS MENCIA, OR JOHN STEWART, OR CARSON DALY AND GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS THAT IT IS FUNNY AND LAUGH.

IT JUST DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.

jerzmob
07-21-2006, 10:05 AM
UH OH


that's it, i think it is time for DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You all deserve the dee dee dee award :lol:



oh and btw, dane cook is not funny at all as a stand up. In shorties watching shorties, now he was nice on that. Jon Stewart is the man. He's better than Colbert, not that i don't like Colbert, but Jon be nailing his guests on the spot :cool guy: These men are smart and i wouldn't mess with them anyday.

camac
07-21-2006, 02:22 PM
Carlos Mencia is full of himself, he wasn't that bad at first but now he's just to annoying for the show to be as entertaining.

MarionetteKazuk
07-21-2006, 02:45 PM
He's not as good as Colbert, not that i don't like Colbert, but Jon be nailing his guests on the spot :cool guy: These men are smart and i wouldn't mess with them anyday.

Fixed :D :D :D

Meshugana
07-22-2006, 12:29 AM
YO, YOUR DUMB.


MAYBE FOR YOU I HAVE TO SAY (NOT FUNNY, STUPID = GAY, FAGGOT)


THEY SUCK, THEY JUST ARENT FUNNY AT ALL.
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE CAN WATCH CARLOS MENCIA, OR JOHN STEWART, OR CARSON DALY AND GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS THAT IT IS FUNNY AND LAUGH.

IT JUST DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.

thanks for clearing that up :D

MissAnimeI
07-22-2006, 11:21 PM
thats it, hes not funny, and i hate the mentally challenged voice he does, and thats all he does, its old, and just wrong, it was never funny......this should have been in the angry thread....NO it is such a serious matter it deserves its own thread, god why isnt he dead yet!


it was funny, but everyone is ruining it, they don't even do it right, they exagerate it.


YO, YOUR DUMB.


MAYBE FOR YOU I HAVE TO SAY (NOT FUNNY, STUPID = GAY, FAGGOT)


THEY SUCK, THEY JUST ARENT FUNNY AT ALL.
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE CAN WATCH CARLOS MENCIA, OR JOHN STEWART, OR CARSON DALY AND GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS THAT IT IS FUNNY AND LAUGH.

IT JUST DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.

you just don't get half the stuff he's saying, that's why you don't think it's funny.

SuperAngelo64
07-22-2006, 11:28 PM
it was funny, but everyone is ruining it, they don't even do it right, they exagerate it.

Like Chappelle and "I'm Rick James, bitch!". I agree, fans can really ruin something (I have a feeling that's why I hate anime so much).

Alexander
07-22-2006, 11:41 PM
That's one of the only reasons people hate Final Fantasy VII or Halo, too.

jerzmob
07-23-2006, 01:38 AM
Fixed :D :D :D

sorry....but you must die :thumbdn:

spider-prime
07-28-2009, 04:59 AM
This thread gets my thumbs up of approval.

MarionetteKazuk
07-28-2009, 05:02 AM
*slaps spider for reviving a thread that hasn't been posted in for 3 years*

btw mencia is garbage, plain and simple.

spider-prime
07-28-2009, 07:27 AM
the gospel of how bad mencia is must spread!

Meshugana
07-28-2009, 04:16 PM
does he still have a television show?

shaselai
07-28-2009, 05:14 PM
no unfortunately he does not. I did go see him at the casino here few weeks ago. He is still very good.

Reko8
07-28-2009, 06:05 PM
I don't like Mencia either. I remember one of my friends changed his whole wikipedia to "Carlos Mencia is not funny". I don't know why they took it down. Anyways, I don't think Mencia performs in the Boston, MA area anyways cause he has such a bad following here. When he was on the Virus tour (I think that was it) he was almost boo'ed off the stage. Now I think when he's on that tour (don't think they do it anymore) he usually just doesn't perform when it comes around here.

shaselai
07-28-2009, 06:11 PM
he is coming to boston in august 15th. lucky you
http://carlosmencia.com/09/tour.php

join our FF league

Reko8
07-28-2009, 06:25 PM
Haha yeah. That was like 5 years ago so he's probably warmed up to Boston

spider-prime
07-28-2009, 07:50 PM
no unfortunately he does not..

you mean THANK GOD!

shaselai
07-28-2009, 08:11 PM
you mean THANK GOD!

i didnt like his last season - too boring. You wanna join FF?

spider-prime
07-28-2009, 08:27 PM
No I don't want to join you in a friendly fuck!

Sinful Sam
07-28-2009, 09:05 PM
Yeah thank god his show is off the air. It was awful.

related video
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da missinlink
07-29-2009, 12:20 AM
Does he still steal other people's acts, and pass them off as his own?

Oh and Spider there is a pizza puff at the FF.

Einhander
07-29-2009, 09:59 PM
Who is this thread about?

I honestly have never heard of them.

spider-prime
07-29-2009, 11:58 PM
keep it that way if you're not lying!