"Hot Coffee" works on PS2 - Rockstar out of excuses

[Seska]

Rockstar Loses Mod Defense 04:03 pm - Robert 'Apache' Howarth - Consoles: PS2 (17 comments)
On the off-chance you didn't know that Rockstar was playing coy about the whole thing, it appears that someone got Hot Coffee to work on the Playstation 2 with the aid of a Gameshark or Action Replay Max:
After saving, our test editor had Carl visit the house of his nearest girlfriend, Denise in Los Santos. Carl then took Denise on a series of dates to the nearest bar. After a few complications--including being busted for two-timing by another of CJ's girlfriends--we completed a fourth date with Denise, after which she invited us into her house for "coffee."
The next screen proved that the PlayStation 2 edition of the game does indeed include a sexually graphic minigame, which plays almost exactly the same as the Hot Coffee mod. It begins inside a bedroom with Denise, wearing only a pink thong and a cutoff T-shirt bearing the Rockstar logo, performing simulated fellatio on CJ, who is fully clothed in jeans and a "wife beater"-style tank top.

After a few seconds, the minigame proceeds to semi-explicit simulated copulation. Although players can change the camera angle with the circle button, as well as cycle though three sexual positions with the square button, no genitalia are ever seen. To win, players must maintain a steady rhythm with the left analog stick to build up an "excitement meter" in the right-hand screen. Fill the meter and Denise becomes very excited, telling CJ he is "the man" before the game congratulates you with the words "Nice guys finish last!" Let the meter drop to empty and the game admonishes you with "Failure to satisfy a woman is a CRIME!"



Now you know. Watch GTA sales rocket when kiddies find out you can fu.ck your virtual polygonated GF in the game even on PS2.

Hillary must be creaming her panties with glee. :D

[Alucard]

Onya rockstar. Keep doing your best to screw the image of gaming to noobs and give them reasons to keep hassling the industry while you get money from the 16 year olds! NOOBS!

[Robo Halloween]

Fucking Seska made another thread instead of keeping this in just one like a fucking n00b. :(

[justin_credible]

Yeah that was lame. This could of gone in the "brew haha" topic easily.

[Paper exe]

Both of them are his thread, so if he thinks that it is ok then it is ok. Problem only happen when two people made similar threads then one beat the other, which the one who lost get angry and try to make mods luck the winner thread.

[Alucard]

Attention whore!

[Nindalf]

Ban Seska. Stupid rodent always causing trouble.

[Robo Halloween]

Both of them are his thread, so if he thinks that it is ok then it is ok. Problem only happen when two people made similar threads then one beat the other, which the one who lost get angry and try to make mods luck the winner thread.

It doesn't matter if it was the same person, one thread is enough for one subject. And this update is such a minor happening one would think Seska messed up and clicked NEW THREAD by mistake.

[Paper exe]

..... Don't include me, I did not even read that thread. I don't really care about GTA to begin with.

[SpaceManSpiff]

Seska has 3 threads about this. :sweat:

[Robo Halloween]

Fucking Seska made 3 fucking threads like a fucking n00b? :(

[Alucard]

Calm down son. It really isnt that big a deal.

[Thunder Force 6]

Ban Seska. Stupid rodent always causing trouble.

glolglolglol

[Robo Halloween]

Calm down son. It really isnt that big a deal.

Considering what this board is known for, you are right.

But this is fucking Seska! Not some fucking n00b!

[Alucard]

But this is fucking Seska! Not some fucking n00b!

I would argue this!

[littlewig]

This topic needs more Rockstar bashing, anyone agree?

[Alexander]

Aye! Rockstar's a company who lost all their creativity after Silicon Valley. I loved that game...

[justin_credible]

The Warriors Will Suck
Bully Will Suck

[Sinful Sam]

Well they are releasing a sequel of State of Emergency. They do deserve some bashing.

[MarionetteKazuk]

Well they are releasing a sequel of State of Emergency. They do deserve some bashing.
Is that true about the sequal? I pray to kami that they don't do that. I played very little of the first one and from what I heard you can wipe your ass with that game.

[Seska]

Wow, I am a noob for making two threads on different updates, but you idiots who keep bumping my thread are brainiac Nobel Prize winners?

Kudos to all you morons who jumped on the "this thread sucks" bandwagon and made 2 pages of it. You are officially as useless and brainless as 4chan posters. :cool guy:

[Nindalf]

This thread only has 1 page.

[sharky~]

Welcome too page 2 Nindalf... ;p

[Alucard]

This Topic Sucks!

[Zod]

I don't see what difference it makes since it's still an M-rated game.

I think the ESRB has egg on it's face and wants to lynch R* as punishment for it's embarrassment for never having played the game themselves.

[Robo Halloween]

Wow, I am a noob for making two threads on different updates, but you idiots who keep bumping my thread are brainiac Nobel Prize winners?



After giving it much thought, I'm actually the fucking n00b.

I'm the proverbial n00b of MagicBox for checking out for a long time, then coming back and attempting to adjust this place as I see fit, like this episoide being something like that.

In other words, I'm the Omega Ranger from SPD.

[spider-prime]

Dekabreak and Dekamaster the real SPD :D

[DarknessTearv2]

You are officially as useless and brainless as 4chan posters. :cool guy:

I was on your side until I saw this.

[Seska]

If you are ofended by that, it must be because your feel alluded. :D

[Freeman]

*Sigh* (Stupid message length)

[Alucard]

http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=1949

Well you can now download the hot coffee 'mod' and see it for yourself. Gave me a right laugh it did. Supposedly its a mod created by gmers, but theres voice acting from the guys FROM the game. The console world and politicians need to realise what mod actually means. I also hope to find a girl who can go from being on her back to FLIPPING onto her hands and knees in the blink of an eye. I would marry her.

[justin_credible]

Federal Investigation of Take Two?
"Hot Coffee" causes more hot water for Rockstar & Take Two.
by Wade Steel

July 26, 2005 - The "Hot Coffee" scandal just grew that much warmer for publisher Take Two Interactive and its Rockstar subsidiary when the United States House of Representatives voted overwhelmingly last night to launch a federal investigation of the issue.

The House approved HR 376 by a vote of 355 to 21 with 56 abstentions. The provisions of the resolution introduced by Congressman Fred Upton (R-MI) would refer the matter to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) to investigate whether Take Two Interactive and Rockstar deliberately deceived the ESRB by hiding content that would have earned the game an Adults-Only (AO) rating instead of the Mature (M) rating that GTA: San Andreas initially received from the ratings board.

According to GamesIndustry.biz, possible penalties that can be imposed on Take Two can range from a fine to a "wider recall which would force Take Two to handle product returns and exchanges from consumers who bought copies of the game with the offending content on the disc."

Needless to say, we will keep you updated on any further developments on what is rapidly becoming a very major story.

[Reality]

Well, I can't say I feel sorry for them. I'm kinda laughing honestly. Laughing at how stupid hot coffee is and how stupid it was for them to make it.

[Alucard]

They're a bunch of idiots who are doing their best to screw up the games market with as much skill as possible.

[Zod]

Thety're just using GTA as the opening salvo in a long-standing war against games that some like Lieberman and Cliton have had.


Today after the senate approved the investigation stupid Clinton was babbling shit about how the change was nevessary to keep kids from playing it. The stupid bitch apparently didn't realize is that the game was rated M and kids shouldn't have been playing it in the first place. God I hater ignorance, and it's sad that these ignorant politicians now have the fuel they need to declare war on the gaming industry.

[Mistatee]

Yeah games will be shot down quickly if more developers **** up like rockstar did.

[Alucard]

OHNO!! It seems that after this awesome stupidly named HOT COFFEE '''''MOD''''' <--term used INCREADIBLY loosely aswell since it aint a mod, it seems alot of MODS have suddenly appeared on the net, they werent around before honest! Its time to put a boycott on World of Warcraft because there is nudity and sex in it that can be 'UNLOCKED' by 8 year olds!!!!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/nudewow.html

[SavedFromSin]

give em time. they will be after that game to.

[Icarus4578]

This Topic Sucks!

Your avatar kicks major ass.