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Alucard
05-26-2005, 06:18 AM
May 22, 2005 (SPRINGFIELD, Ill.) ? Authorities say they haven't made any arrests in last night's robbery of a Springfield movie theater.

Springfield police Lieutenant Dave Dodson says a man wearing a Darth Vader mask walked into the Showplace Eight theater around nine-15 p-m last night. He says the man shoved an employee out of the way and grabbed an undetermined amount of cash before running out of the theater and into a nearby wooded area.

No weapons were displayed.

Dodson says no arrests have been made and police do not have any suspects.

Among the movies playing at Showplace Eight is "Star Wars: Episode Three-Revenge of the Sith."



He didnt need any weapons! He threw people around with the FORCE!! He is the geek KING after today.


http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/052205_ap_ns_robbery.html

sharky~
05-26-2005, 06:29 AM
Thats awesome, lol.. It would have been better if he demanded they give him
the real that has Star Wars on it.

Nindalf
05-26-2005, 06:35 AM
He just took back what he wasted on Episodes 1-3. I call fair play on this.

Joe Redifer
05-26-2005, 06:58 AM
According to Jay Leno, the guy in the Darth Vader mask was Mark Hamill.

Dr. Bombay
05-26-2005, 07:50 AM
According to Jay Leno, the guy in the Darth Vader mask was Mark Hamill.

Which would explain why Jay Leno is in second place right now.

spider-prime
05-26-2005, 08:15 AM
He just took back what he wasted on Episodes 1-3. I call fair play on this.


I agree haha :lol:

Alucard
05-26-2005, 08:54 AM
Leno should be bottom of the list. His jokes are poor and he's just so annoying. Very very happy conan finally got the recognition he deserves.

FinalSolace2
05-26-2005, 09:00 AM
imagine if he really was a real wack job and thought that he really did have the power of the force- lol he probably needed the cash hahahaha


you that reminds me- and this is true story, when i went up to the ticket man at the entrance he ask for the tickets (there is no tickets)[/hand motion] sorry can i see the tickets (there is no tickets) sorry you cant come in without tickets (the force is strong with this one)

this is the same guy that kicked me off the malteasers promotions stand- what a tard. it was funny though i nabbed a handful of malteasers.

man i must say that bit with darth near the end was preety kinda lame, in a forgivable sence.

Freeman
05-26-2005, 12:27 PM
Leno should be bottom of the list. His jokes are poor and he's just so annoying. Very very happy conan finally got the recognition he deserves.
Heh so true, him & all other hosts who do shows like his are losers to me IMO & SUCK!

Drunken Savior
05-26-2005, 02:07 PM
Coolest crime of 2005.

Nindalf
05-26-2005, 02:19 PM
Coolest crime of 2005.

Unfortunately the criminal himself was as far away from "cool" as me.

*Cries to a pillow*

Drunken Savior
05-26-2005, 02:25 PM
(Waves his hand in front of Nindalf)

Everyone loves a copycat....

http://www.abc.net.au/goulburnmurray/stories/s1371159.htm

Joe Redifer
05-26-2005, 02:41 PM
Which would explain why Jay Leno is in second place right now.
Oh he is? That is good news. Who is in first place? Nightline?

spider-prime
05-26-2005, 03:10 PM
Oh he is? That is good news. Who is in first place? Nightline?

Ellen! :P